Being forced to watch this by Mrsand Miss CJ. Ireland’s entry is weird with a capital weeeee.

I want Mans

Jeez our song is crap. I’d turn the radio over if it came on.

UK nul points.

Ireland's entry uses the pronouns they/them/theirs and practices neopagan witchcraft, particularly sigil and manifestation magic.

They have also stated to have done blood magic during their period, stating that it is 

an offering of your own blood onto a spout and it's also really good for your skin

I liked Ireland, hope it goes through

UK meh song lifted by banging performance from Olly there

I thought this was going to be the sort of post that Sir Woke would enjoy posting upon with no reference to a song contest.

Think I’m off or an early night. Nearly as bad as BGT.

Poland is very Lady Gaga Bad Romance 

Obviously Croatia is my favourite

(Apart from Netherlands)

Iceland would fit right in on a cruise ship 

Finland was ace

💯 with Jim, Olly just ain’t got the juice

Oh is the semillon? 

Voted for Luxembourg. What a banger. 

They were all pretty meh. Hopefully better tomorrow. Otherwise I'll just vote for Malta as per.

My lovely horse running through the ... 

Field.

you gotta feel sorry for the man with a guitar in a pub in Quilty trying to do a cover version on a Saturday night with that shyte the Irish foisted on the world.  (all the writers are English btw, when did Ireland need to import writing talent?)

that said, it's got all the ingredients to win.  Faux metal slant, pointless annoying pronouns, camp but not too camp and loads of novelty.

Unless a very large aid package arrives in one of the voting blocks, then Ireland won't win.

My money is on a Balkan or a NE Europe win

Malin’s dress is making her boobs look weird 

Who's the blonde presenter in the yellow dress? It looks like rubber. 

I'm sure her dress was entirely yellow, then bits started to go red. It's like she was wearing a global hypercolour dress. 

I like her. She's funny.

You lot have clearly not watched 27 Dresses

No, but I will deffo do so now. 

“Jeez our song is crap. I’d turn the radio over if it came on.

UK nul points.”

Called it again.