Which country is easiest to move to and get a job in?

I have no discernible skills, no language ability, a lot of qualifications and over 15yrs experience spanning 3 professions. I need out. I’ll take a pay cut if the prospects are good.

Oz.  Unemployment rate is about 3.5%, which is basically negative.  If you can't get a job, you're not trying.

And you'll get a working holiday visa for 3 years if you've under 35.

On the downside, gak is monstrously expensive.  But hey salaries are the highest in the world so you could afford it.