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Wellington
Posted - 11 January 2017 14:59
tits

hth
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:03
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Oh that's why women keep flashing me in the street. I thought they were just airing themselves.

I need more subtle. For various reasons, the relevant tits will be covered.
Keef has political fatigue
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:04
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Ignore the object of their flirting and then get cross when he doesn't notice.
Terence Brent D'arby
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:05
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'the relevant tits will be covered'

with.....?
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:05
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Hmmm. Drunken staring may work. Might make the protagonist think she is a bit nuts and/or desperate, but I could work that in.
intheregions
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:06
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1. laughing at the male's sh1t jokes

2. touching/stroking of the arm

3. crotch grab
Queenie E
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:07
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Helpful illustrations too!

You're welcome

http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-if-a-Girl-Is-Flirting-With-You
Siegfreid
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:09
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Mopping up your sick after your drunken blackout
Cofferdam
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:10
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its always in their eyes

beware they lie also through the eyes
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:23
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This is gold, thank you. One day one of you will read a bestseller where a female character drunkenly approaches the protagonist, tits covered in honey, naughty grin on her face, and grabs his crotch and laughs. Then he'll (quite understandably) ignore her and she'll lose it, shouting 'I was only trying to flirt you **** donkey!'

And you'll think 'I helped write that - where are my f-ing royalties.'
SumoKing
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:39
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does it count as flirting if they grind their vage against your thigh when dancing to some filthy grime tracks in a sweaty basement bar?
intheregions
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:42
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it does if they leave a snail trail, Sumo
Martian Law
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:47
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In my experience

-playing with hair
-lots of touching of arms etc
-leaning in close in conversations
-keeping eye contact
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:55
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"does it count as flirting if they grind their vage against your thigh when dancing to some filthy grime tracks in a sweaty basement bar"

I'd imagine it does, unless she has forgotten her Canesten.

Although my book is set pre-filthy grime tracks. I suppose she could grind her vage whilst listening to Haydn's Symphony No. 45.
shatner's_bassoon
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:57
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Just use the adverb "coquettishly" after any action. Job done
SumoKing
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:58
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ITR, I've never met a girl who wasn't standing in a puddle

FondantFancies
Posted - 11 January 2017 16:03
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Bend...and snap
intheregions
Posted - 11 January 2017 16:04
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lol @ sumo
SumoKing
Posted - 11 January 2017 16:05
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FF, you are, well, to be blunt, somewhat top heavy for such a tiny girl (meh, dusty, looking at you too), if you did the bend and then snap you'd 1, knock yourself out cold and 2, punch half your vertebrae through your spine like a hail of bullets
Queenie E
Posted - 11 January 2017 16:05
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heh @ FF
FondantFancies
Posted - 11 January 2017 16:09
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Have you been checking out my tits Sumo?!! Probs right tbf.
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 11 January 2017 16:11
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My flirting technique tends to involve having four or five pints with them whilst giving no indication that I like them any more than the other old men in the pub, then just before the dregs of the fifth pint pushing my face onto theirs apropos of nothing

Has about a 5% success rate
Martian Law
Posted - 11 January 2017 16:12
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Fancy a pint Phoebs?
SumoKing
Posted - 11 January 2017 17:07
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No wifi ML?