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left-arm wheels
Posted - 20 March 2017 13:00
Did green moon join a cult?
The Donald
Posted - 20 March 2017 13:02
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Did chambers collect the treats at the end (or at least inquired with The Drummond what happened to them?)
The Donald
Posted - 20 March 2017 13:02
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Is Legal Alien the last surviving comedy character created by R2?
Mr Hargreaves
Posted - 20 March 2017 13:03
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Has BAM ever suffered from a foot injury?
SumoKing
Posted - 20 March 2017 13:05
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something about Nexus and her location? I forget now?
Huge Designs
Posted - 20 March 2017 13:06
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What happened to Etruscan?
Mr Hargreaves
Posted - 20 March 2017 13:15
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How many children does Lydia have?
Tam
Posted - 20 March 2017 13:18
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the answer to IG's 'puzzle'
3-ducks
Posted - 20 March 2017 13:26
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Is Morning Lark up for parole soon?
Thos. Pink
Posted - 20 March 2017 13:28
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When did you last sh1t yoursel?
SumoKing
Posted - 20 March 2017 13:34
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what was Wellington's old name? psychedelic something?
Judy_Carter
Posted - 20 March 2017 13:35
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whatever happened to artoo's lion?

Is Mr speedy ok?
Disaster Zondi
Posted - 20 March 2017 13:37
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The short long and his shoe dilemma. How was this resolved?
Wangpain for real ale
Posted - 20 March 2017 13:39
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How do you calculate compound interest in the context of a litigious claim
Wangpain for real ale
Posted - 20 March 2017 13:40
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Is nexis knocking about?
Father CYPmas
Posted - 20 March 2017 14:00
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How is Laz's Tatra Matra Ranchero or whateverthephuqheclaimedheboughttorestorebuththensoldinexplicably?
Third Half
Posted - 20 March 2017 14:10
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Wellington, no idea to your original question but i saw some some 'watch-stile' cufflinks. £40. I liked them for fun.

Better Half when presented in the department store was torn between laughing and crying at my taste. To be fair, from a modest distance they could be seen as dirty cufflinks. I could have bought them and stuck them in a drawer. I might go back,yet.
Perfidious Porpoise
Posted - 20 March 2017 14:12
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Did Dave! Bollock ever produce any lychees?
Father CYPmas
Posted - 20 March 2017 14:14
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Dave! Bollock got overwatered and died.

I have the original bollockpot in my garden. Younglings use it for potions.
Osama
Posted - 20 March 2017 14:14
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where's the one house hugh hasn't looked at?
Cofferdam
Posted - 20 March 2017 14:35
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is tui continuing with her charity work?

is nev really the most prolific off-board sexcapade poster while in a relationship or there are better performers?

Does Mrs Dux own a pair of high heels and red in colour?

3-ducks
Posted - 20 March 2017 14:42
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"Does Mrs Dux exist IRL?"
Er, yeah, like everyone's met her.


"who is the most successful IRL person ever to have roffed?"
HAMLET!
Misshoolie
Posted - 20 March 2017 14:48
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Cookies fascinated by my boyfriend I see.

Don't blame him
Cofferdam
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:15
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How do I know you didn't bring your sister?


That shows serious awareness of Dux's privileged class upbringing!
Beermonster
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:17
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What does Mrs Dux think about 3dux repeatedly almost sitting in the lap of some ex Marines chap who was walking by in the pub?

All of that beeping and protesting seems to have been worth it - wasn't he cleared of murder last week?
Chambers
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:43
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I didn't even ask for the dogs biscuits. I called the deal off, but apparently she sent them to the bloody piub anyway. Who knows, the place was closed for refurbishment for six weeks and they brought in a new manager.

But don't worry, Sam the Lab hasn't gone hungry.
3-ducks
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:56
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I bet Buster ate them.
Chambers
Posted - 20 March 2017 17:11
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Maybe, Buster is a skinny elderly chap and might well do with them.
Mrs Dux
Posted - 20 March 2017 18:29
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LOLLERS @ TRIGGER.
Chambers
Posted - 20 March 2017 18:53
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I called the deal off Jethro, on here, but she went ahead and sent them anyway. Extortion?

I don't care really, its only twenty quid.
Wangpain for real ale
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:04
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Clear case of contract being avoided by fraudulent mistatement Jethers - if chambo had known the international criminal mastermind behind this transaction it would never have passed his KYC checks
Osama
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:22
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good!
left-arm wheels
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:47
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the famous leg hooking incident - who is telling the truth - Oyster Bay or Legal Alien?

my money's on the latter tbh
Monkeygirkl
Posted - 20 March 2017 23:04
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Knowing the answer to some of these questions shows I've been here too long. Got no plans to leave though.

How does one leave the Hotel California, rather than just check out?
Dogwarden 2016
Posted - 21 March 2017 08:32
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Chambers. ... you need to let this go because you shouldn't recreate history...

Firstly you cancelled after I made them and secondly you accused me of naivety and being taken in by treat stammers.

I sent them because I made them and didn't want them to go to waste. The Drummond was your suggestion and you never mentioned it would be closed.

I let you off the money but you willy waved and said you'd pay.

This debacle was yours alone and you need to start laughing at it rather than misrepresenting me.

2 roofers (Tps AND funky) Sent donations to cover this.
Chambers
Posted - 21 March 2017 08:44
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How about setting up a P.O. box for donations to your charity.
Misshoolie
Posted - 21 March 2017 08:48
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How exactly do you cut someone down ruthlessly on rof?

I think it involves sending cryptic emails in the third person to various posters to deny rof rumours. I could be wrong tho
Fosco
Posted - 21 March 2017 09:38
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I am currently spending some time in the Guildford vicinity.

I am tempted to enquire at the Drummond about these treats but, on second thoughts, I don't think I'm ready for RoF to encroach on reality.
Dogwarden 2016
Posted - 21 March 2017 09:46
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Err chambo. ... the issue wasn't you having an address to send money to.... it was you not wanting to give me an address to send the treats to. How would a po box have helped that? PLUS WE'RE A TINY ORGANISATION WE DON'T NEED THIS. just admit you got the wrong end of the stick ffs *beats head on table*
The Wizard of Oz
Posted - 21 March 2017 09:59
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Diggers, Chambers seems to have spent the bulk of his life getting the wrong end of the stick and not admitting it.
The Wizard of Oz
Posted - 21 March 2017 10:08
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But back to the OP -

1. Is Clergham an absolute stunner or so ugly that people stop her on the street to tell her so? I hear such varying reports as to make it difficult to form an accurate impression?

2. Is I O Hughes a criminal mastermind or a charity worker?

3. Where did Laz place in his cycling event(s) at the Rio Olympics?

4. What is the plain English meaning of "pressure washing her back patio"?

The Wizard of Oz
Posted - 21 March 2017 10:14
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heh to BC's answer to 3.
Dogwarden 2016
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:01
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EX FUCKING TORSION! !!!!!

chambo.... I sent these as a gift because I'd made them. You then offered to pay.....how is this extortion!!

Really this is a Bulgarian treat extortion racket now!!!!!

Apologise for that comment please.
Chambers
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:28
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It all turned into a bit of a circular drama Doggers,. Of course I'll pay for them, wherever they are.

By the way, isn't it your birthday this week, I only remember because its mine and quite a few other RoF posters.
polz
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:48
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heh @ hoolie 8:48am. I got an email like that - must be 3-5 years ago now and I'd forgotten til you posted - via a 3rd person, along the lines of 'tell your 'friend'...'
GHF
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:48
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Doggerz - I think you were going to send something? I'll pay for that and the treats that Chambers hasn't paid for. PM me.
Chambers
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:50
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Oh, and Sergio, maybe I did get promoted fairly rapidly because I was right most of the time. Not all of the time obviously, though not too much damage done in those cases. Its not like I'm from Norfolk or anything too worrying.

polz
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:52
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Chambers, I think you should just pop £20 in the mail to doggerz. For safety put the note in a small catalogue or something. Otherwise you come off really poorly re this.
chimes ♥
Posted - 21 March 2017 12:00
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Did Princess! eat her apple?
GHF
Posted - 21 March 2017 12:01
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Back to the OP...Is Wellerz, by his own admission "really, really, ridiculously good looking"?
polz
Posted - 21 March 2017 12:03
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does bam really have a melty face.
The Wizard of Oz
Posted - 21 March 2017 12:06
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I reckon Chambers is basically Rainman.
Dogwarden 2016
Posted - 21 March 2017 13:18
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Chambo.... I sent them as a gift and made that clear cos I didn't want a rof crucifixion of you for having been a bit of a wally. FOR YOU THEN TO ACCUSE ME OF EXTORTION IS UNFAIR AND WRONG. Please apologise for that. All Mrs I o Hughes and I are are slightly batty women of uncertain years who rescue dogs no one else is helping. Please apologise for the extortion comment clearly. Yes it is my birthday. I share it with roferati Judy and Cyp and with my irl best friend Diddy Diane. I hope you have a happy birthday. ..and I hope you apologise...
3-ducks
Posted - 21 March 2017 13:30
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A note saying I owe Hughes £20 should suffice

LMAO
Chambers
Posted - 21 March 2017 13:32
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I think you and Ingrid have picked a slightly mad charity to pursue, but there you go. Money is not the point, there was no postal address (or P.O. box) to send it to, for those of us who are reluctant to do electronic banking.
3-ducks
Posted - 21 March 2017 13:32
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LOL @ "extortion". I think it would be more an "unwarranted demand with menaces" than extortion tbf, but either way I can't see the CPS spending too much time on it.
3-ducks
Posted - 21 March 2017 13:33
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What's amusing is that we could see a situation where Chambo pays the £20 but without the biscuits (having apparently gone missing).

Now *that* is properly heh-some.
Dogwarden 2016
Posted - 21 March 2017 13:37
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Chris. .. I make sure ingrid and the pooches are fine. ...and Tps and funky already donated for this. It's not the money... I made it clear I had no beef with chambers. He had got the wrong end of the stick (and hung on!)... for him to accuse me of extortion is beyond the pale. He already doubted ingrid, a kind and generous friend so I'd now like an apology for the extortion comment. Ghats shouldn't be too hard.
3-ducks
Posted - 21 March 2017 13:40
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Let's look at the facts:

1. Someone called "I O U" / "I O Hughes"

2. Based in Romania

3. No known postal address

Hmmm.
Dogwarden 2016
Posted - 21 March 2017 13:44
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Ingrid Hughes.
In Bulgaria running a Bulgarian rescue.
PayPal and UK santander account
Had physically met roffers other than me
I visit her and she me
I've homed iur dogs to roffers
I'm known for this venture.
The only suspicious feature was the comedy initial
Dogwarden 2016
Posted - 21 March 2017 13:45
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Sorry bc. ..aren't you chris? Who are you. It's just Chris kept ribbing chambers ...
The Donald
Posted - 21 March 2017 13:46
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You know that you're in big trouble once 3-dux comes to rescue you...

Back to the OP: Is _helen still constipated?
3-ducks
Posted - 21 March 2017 13:47
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Yes Bulgaria sorry, not Romania.

Lol.

You have to admit, it sounds a bit dodge. At least if you're a simple soul like Chambo.
The Donald
Posted - 21 March 2017 13:48
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Had nickkey really a good friend who was "an eminent QC"?
prestonengland
Posted - 21 March 2017 22:03
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With Chambo on this. It's clearly a massive scam. There's internet pages about this sort of thing. Mostly, you'll receive an email saying I'm the king of Nigeria but you send me 300 quid so that I can transfer you ten million. In this case I think the scam is Romanian street dogs being used as drug mules. Yes, a as a mule, possibly having evening forced to swallow 200 sausage skins full of smack. If they get busted then the dogs say they were paid for by and en route to an unsuspecting soul like chambo. Chambo says he just wanted some biscuits and the cops say "disco biscuits more like you're nicked granddad" and he's banged up for 20 years. Dogwarden mysteriously disappears to live with I O Hughes in Colombia or something.

NOT ON MY WATCH!
Misshoolie
Posted - 21 March 2017 22:04
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Maybe they're bomb dogs
Judy_Carter
Posted - 22 March 2017 21:25
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Lolz at Presto