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3-ducks
Posted - 19 April 2017 18:15
You should train your child so it can walk itself to school. And the cat, for that matter, to do its own cleaning up. They're supposed to be bright.

Happy Birfday!

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Osama
Posted - 19 April 2017 18:16
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Jon Snow
Posted - 19 April 2017 18:16
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Man up, m7. That's pretty bog standard for a birthday these days.

My worst was when a friend died. She'd died the day before but I found out on my birthday.

Just pick another day to celebrate. Simples.
Thomas P!nk
Posted - 19 April 2017 18:18
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Bravo Osama
Abbeywell/NSA
Posted - 19 April 2017 18:21
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My sister died a week before one of my birthdays so I think I beat you
.....Meh
Posted - 19 April 2017 18:44
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One birthday my Mum and littlesis went on holiday without me. I had assumed I'd be spending my birthday with ExExMeh as we'd discussed it at some point. He then remembered or decided that his sister was having a BBQ and he'd agreed to go so essentially tough. My bestie at the time was going to a wedding. My housemate was away for the weekend. Everybody in the entire world had plans. So I spent it on my own feeling rather sad.

Nobody died, but it was my worst.
.....Meh
Posted - 19 April 2017 18:46
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Oh. My grandma died on my birth day. I was a newborn so it didn't really bother me. Can't have been nice for my Mum though. Poor MummyMeh
harlequin01
Posted - 19 April 2017 19:01
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You're at home at ten past six with your family. And housework done.

Man up ffs.
Third Half
Posted - 19 April 2017 19:02
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On my 21st (in front of my then girlfriend) I was promised.a blowie by a cute woman if I went to go to the corner shop to get something ot other. I.did in hope, but promise was not recirpcated. I suppose I could technicallly collect, (subject of course to the Limitation Act 1980) if I was ever to make Perth WA.
harlequin01
Posted - 19 April 2017 19:02
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'Got rid of cobwebs'

Oh the humanity!
Tam
Posted - 19 April 2017 19:11
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it's not a disaster until your daughter starts spewing and sick everywhere.
Thomas P!nk
Posted - 19 April 2017 19:40
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This thread hasn't turned out as I'd planned
Lydia
Posted - 19 April 2017 19:43
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You're tired. That's why it feels awful. Try to get a few early nights and it will be fine. kill or sell the cats (why do people lumber themselves with all these animals? My sister is always clearing up cat sick. Can't they just look at pictures of cats on youtube or in the garden?)
Jon Snow
Posted - 19 April 2017 19:51
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Kill the cats? You're a fvcking psycho Lydia.
Thomas P!nk
Posted - 19 April 2017 19:56
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Yeah I've just eaten the cats. **** them eh?
Thomas P!nk
Posted - 19 April 2017 20:57
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I've killed the cats and I'll be honest if anything I feel worse.
Tam
Posted - 19 April 2017 21:03
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good time to try Lydia's suggestion about cat pictures?
Lydia
Posted - 19 April 2017 21:05
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Well don't kill the babies or the wife.
If you weren't tired even things like playing with the baby or the washing wouldn't be at all bad. It's 9.05pm. At about 9.30pm go upstairs and start getting ready for bed. By 10pm be almost asleep. Do that every day if you can.
3-ducks
Posted - 19 April 2017 21:37
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*stops and stares*

*moves slowly away from the thread with no sudden movements*


Lydia
Posted - 19 April 2017 19:43
kill...the cats
Misshoolie
Posted - 19 April 2017 21:42
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Happy birthday!

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Misshoolie
Posted - 19 April 2017 21:43
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Tbf most of my birthdays since age 10 have been rubbish. My 34th was my worst.
Monkeygirkl
Posted - 19 April 2017 22:51
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Happy birthday TPS! I'm a bit late to the party but time zones and all.
Likes to eat cheeseburgers
Posted - 20 April 2017 00:06
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You reap what you sow m8.
Many Dark Actors
Posted - 20 April 2017 02:15
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Lydia's cat-killer post has reminded me to get a , so as to continue to be as unlike Lydia as possible in every respect.
Cofferdam
Posted - 20 April 2017 06:22
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What were you hoping for TPS? Struggling to find the crap side in your opening narrative.
Not Too Fussy
Posted - 20 April 2017 08:48
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suspect he wouldn't have minded a blozza


I still can't believe you're younger than me. Khunt.
Legal Alien
Posted - 20 April 2017 08:53
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Yeah birthdays over the age of 25 tend to be shoite anyway.

I will have a proper celebration when I'm 40 (last one before that was 21) but until then birthdays are usually just dinners with a few friends/family.
camenbert
Posted - 20 April 2017 09:43
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heheh!
the Minicam was born on my birthday - I won't have a birthday of my own for another 15 years... (followed by another collection of teen parties to collect/sweep up from)