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Cofferdam
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:19
How inappropriate?

How old?

With you for clergham?
Miss T!
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:22
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Jethro - I wouldn't even with Clergham's giant chode m9384

He's my age and being v naughty

Arghhhghfhfhhffhhffhfhfnmdmznzzlsla
Martian Law
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:26
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Why don't you nip into the disabled loos with him then? Alternatively, is there a spare meeting room?
Keef_
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:27
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What you need is some sort of discreet personal massager device.

Unlike Jethro it will in your handbag, is fully operable outside the LU1 postcode, and doesn't require lots of reassurance afterwards.
SumoKing
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:32
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Miss T!
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:38
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It's like you know me so well
Miss T!
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:40
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Did anyone watch that super orgasm programme the other week?

The women weren't attractive so it wasn't hot but they are able to have loads and loads of sos at once

Alas, I cannot, so such a device would render me hysterical.

At court:

*Uuuuurrrrgghhhyesmylordmmmmuuurrrrryyesssohgod*

*dies*
FondantFancies
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:42
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Unusually for me I'm only cruising at about a 4.7 on the hornometer today, but I am v v tired. I fully anticipate horn levels to rise steadily throughout the afternoon reaching maximum velocity at approx 8.27pm this evening.
Saracens1876
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:45
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http://www.boatdesign.net/forums/attachments/onboard-electronics-controls/49600d12 89418735-marine-fog-horns-politico.jpg

Still a little chilly for mega horn. When the tempearure gets above 20 and those lovely ladies around the City start dressing accordingly and more fitted clothes- well, then we are in business.
.....Meh
Posted - 21 April 2017 11:02
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Would that be when Mr FF gets home by any chance??
Miss T!
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:30
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Hahahahahha at woodpecker

Do people put wooden sex toys up their bottoms for the opera? Gosh. I'm so vanilla.
Miss T!
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:30
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Oh I merged both your posts in my sick mind
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:33
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I am still quite sated from earlier in the week.

Plus it is too overcast to be that amorous
Miss T!
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:37
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*High fives*

I haven't had a seeing too for a number of weeks due to location issues and am finding it hard to settle the fanoir tingles today. Weird isn't it when you spend too much time with someone and both have that oh god might be nice to fvck how's about it uhuh uhuh locking eyes thing when you really shouldn't

Makes the tingles so much more grrr than a snoring boyfriend....

I should never get married
Saracens1876
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:40
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sated is a good word.

yes, INTERNET - sound advice.
Miss T!
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:42
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I don't like putting things up my bottom
Abbeywell/NSA
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:45
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Miss T- two words

Love Eggs
ClaphamLad
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:48
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Think we need to lower the tone, this is getting a bit too explicit. Save it all for ROF drinks
Abbeywell/NSA
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:49
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'I don't like putting things up my bottom'

*sigh* nor me
Abbeywell/NSA
Posted - 21 April 2017 13:02
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Is this Tecco?
Abbeywell/NSA
Posted - 21 April 2017 13:17
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Who?
Badman
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:03
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In for a rare visit. I have got a horn of such rigidity today that a cat couldn't scratch it.

Luckily it's the Badlady's birthday so I may stand a chance of working off some of this aggression.
Many Dark Actors
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:16
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T'internet m88 - sit here and giz a kiss luv