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tr.aumatico
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:09
have you tried drugging yourself. there is excellent stuff around in rotterdam
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:09
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Let's try and engineer a cripple fight.
tr.aumatico
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:12
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OK: jethro you fvcking fvck
Trigger Warning
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:13
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I'm not currently in Rotterdam and generally don't do drugs, so that's not going to help.

I prefer challenges too. The world cups drag on too long and I fail to see how it can be a world cup if only Britsh biscuits/crisps/monarchs can partake.

jethro: you sound angry a lot of the time. Are you ok? Genuine question - and it's purely hypothetical - but if I ever were to be in your general direction, would you meet me for a drink or are you sticking to your mantra of not ever meeting anyone again?
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:13
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I admit I am a fucking **** .

This is not going well.
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:14
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I'd definitely meet you Tricky.

Most of my anger is faux anger.
tr.aumatico
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:14
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well you're rubbish at cripple fighting
Trigger Warning
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:14
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If I were to start a cripple fight, I'd ask cookie why he thinks I'm dumb. Do you think he'll bite?
Trigger Warning
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:17
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Ach pish.
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:18
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Guess he's just happy....
Trigger Warning
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:18
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bop bop and banana, who were you before?
tr.aumatico
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:20
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come on guess it, it's doable. plus you have something to do and think about
Ash89
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:20
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Wait, you'd meet Trigger, but not me?

What the **** ?

I liked Rotterdam, btw.
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:21
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I'd meet you too Ash, but you live in the arse end of nowhere.
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:23
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would you meet me, Jethro? Even though I am fairly conservative?
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:23
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I am good fun when I am drunk though
Trigger Warning
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:24
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Rotterdam is way cool.

bop bop: I recognize the style but I'm afraid I'm so tired that I'm having a bit of dumb because I can't brain anymore. Oh wait, you're tecco?
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:25
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bop bop is BAM.

Banana is Anna. She changed her name after telling us all she likes to pleasure herself with bananas.
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:26
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would you meet me Jethro?
Trigger Warning
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:28
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*waves @ anna*

But BAM is still posting as BAM. I'm confuzzled.
Trigger Warning
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:28
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Jethro, the women on here love you, why are you single? Or perhaps I'm wrongly assuming you're single.
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:29
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Yes Phoebe of course, but you will need to manage your expectations.
tr.aumatico
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:29
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no no. hint: I used to be funny and used to Boss the board and I think you liked my work. I have met Ash
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:30
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Lot's of women on RoF hate me.
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:31
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on you then, Jethers *strops off thread*
Trigger Warning
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:33
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Mutters used to be funny. Are you spurtipoo?
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:33
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Oh sorry Judy I didn't notice your posts.

No I refuse to have anything to do with people who voted for Brexit.
tr.aumatico
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:35
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no, my time has been a Little while ago, I was active from 2007 - 2012 then lurked and posted occasionally
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:36
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Have we had sexual intercourse bop bop?
Ash89
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:36
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Oh sh!t. You've met me?

Hrm...
Trigger Warning
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:37
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Jeebus, you are really asking me to brain bop bop. I only started in 2008/2009.

Knobbers!! Is it you, IG?
tr.aumatico
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:37
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definetely not
The Donald
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:38
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banana613 - what did the Real Anna do?
tr.aumatico
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:38
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no IG and I were warring at times

Ash you met me I think for the Oxbridge boat race
Ash89
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:39
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Hrm...I know who you are now but forgot your username.
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:39
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Do I think you're a khunt?
Trigger Warning
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:40
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Are you German?
tr.aumatico
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:41
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no to Jethro and yes to Trigger
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:45
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Are you Lord Halifax risen from the dead?
Trigger Warning
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:46
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*waves*

Whereabouts in the world are you these days?
tr.aumatico
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:46
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no, is Halifax German?
tr.aumatico
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:46
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*waves back*

in Germany
SumoKing
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:47
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Ash89
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:48
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It's not Lord Halifax.

Sh!t...I'd like to say this is going to bother me until I remember - but it would be a lie.
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:49
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I notice Anna hasn't denied that she enjoys pleasuring herself with bananas.
Trigger Warning
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:50
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WTkhuntingfvck Sumo? Is that mr Darcy on a piano playing donkey with Popeye dressed up as a drag ms Bennet?
Trigger Warning
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:51
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You in a good place now boppie?
tr.aumatico
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:52
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I work as a lawyer for an energy Provider and have a lovely GF
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:54
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Would you mind describing her norks?
Trigger Warning
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:56
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Good on ya man.
tr.aumatico
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:56
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I do mind, those norks are for me
SumoKing
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:58
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I'm tired and need something to keep me awake.

Am lo, I deliver but is there gratitude? OF COURSE NOT! ONLY SCORN FOR SUMO! AS EVER!

well here is a revelation for you uncaring world! your hate just makes my erection stronger! so, how you say, come at me bro!



(also, pic is from amazing horse song https://youtu.be/GUl9_5kK9ts?list=PL4F6FB1A731B89744 )
Trigger Warning
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:06
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*blinks*

How strong are we talking here? Boop, BOING or KAAAABOOOOOMMM?

AND WHO KILLED THE FUCKING HAMSTER??

Oh

Wait

*scrapes hamster from underneath shoe*

Sozzlepips.
SumoKing
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:11
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Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:12
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Ok Judy I've changed my mind. When can we meet?
Trigger Warning
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:13
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Oh my....

who turned up the heat?
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:22
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Surely unpeeled? Otherwise there would be a terrible mess.
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:23
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Jethro is used to thumbing it in
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:26
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There speaks a lady with experience.
SumoKing
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:26
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.................and that ladies and gents, is how the banana sushi pizza was invented
tr.aumatico
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:28
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of course you lot turn this into something to do with messy alan
tr.aumatico
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:29
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I was wondering hwat happened to 'heh' and to 'alan' and 'orla' but it's there
SumoKing
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:30
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a german

bitching about alan

something's not right here
tr.aumatico
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:32
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I don't even bitch
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:33
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Ewww you disgust me.

I was talking about a banana up the front bottom not the rear bottom.
stardust
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:19
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I think bop bop and I went to the cinema together to see The Next Three Days about 7 years ago...we also went to the design museum to a cool expo. I suspect anyway, as that was the only German roffer I ever knew IRL. If so *waves*

I have had one helluva day running around like a crazy person and now have a pile of work to do as a result. Am clock watching though so as soon as it's time, I am outta here.