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gardener's on whizz
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le dracs
Posted - 18 March 2017 11:04
just saw our gardener snorting speed in an outhouse. heard me approaching, saw me through a side window and mumbled something about petrol for the mower. Left an empty baggy behind though. Did a pinky taste and it's that cat piss paste kittens .

Always wondered how/why he gets everything done so fast. Guy mows the lawn like athlete. The guy's like fvcking 50 yrs old
Posted - 18 March 2017 12:42
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Heh! Certainly the way to get a lot done in a day.....
Payback in the long run.
Posted - 18 March 2017 12:43
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Speedy Gonzalez
Posted - 21 March 2017 16:49
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Seriously? I had a cleaner who did it. Tbf she was amazing, never had the house so clean in 2 hours!! Thought she was a one off though.
Posted - 21 March 2017 16:54
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where does one even buy that?

at some sort of domestic staff expo, sounds like
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 21 March 2017 16:56
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Re "pinky test" did you think you were starsky or hutch?
Posted - 21 March 2017 22:53
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Father in law decorated most of the house while rushing on speed apaz.