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Good dreams
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Monkeygirkl
Posted - 20 April 2017 23:33
Last night I dreamt that my mortgage was paid off and discharged. Felt elated.

IRL it's not far away from being paid off. Then I will take my foot off the pedal. Until then...

*comes up for air*

*dives down again*
CEO
Posted - 21 April 2017 01:39
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There's always something. You say everything will be fine when the mortgage is gone. Then there will be something else. Then something else. Then you're dead. A miserable life and alone in a spider biting, snake slithering, sun vomiting wasteland. That's your obituary for free.
Monkeygirkl
Posted - 21 April 2017 04:33
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You very much mistake the matter. I will work part time and travel to my heart's content, and continue living in my own home in a place which enjoys 300 days of sunshine each year. I will die knowing I have helped thousands of people, including children, through legal quagmires with the respect of my colleagues. Many people will attend my funeral including my devoted husband, loving family and dear friends.

You however will be found dead in your mother's basement which you never left, holding your microwilly which you can barely reach under your enormous fluorescent white overflowing belly, wearing only a shirt you haven't washed in three years, having barely reached middle age.
cardinalwhorly
Posted - 21 April 2017 04:50
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Tbh I would love your foot to be on my pedal. Especially if you're wearing skimpy shorts.
CEO
Posted - 21 April 2017 05:56
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You need to use shorter sentences. Will give you more impact. Honestly didn't read that all. Scanning your second paragraph it appears to be one sentence.

Did see something about your ex husband. If he'said not your ex now, prep for painful divorce. In any case, rest assured if still married he will die much before you. He'll lose the will to live.

Money is what will decide your importance here on earth after you have gone. As said, you are an economic irrelevance in a sweltering wasteland. But your family might die of a spider infestation any day so not too much more suffering.
Bert Weedon
Posted - 21 April 2017 06:27
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Wot no statue and public holiday?
Cofferdam
Posted - 21 April 2017 06:31
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Is CEO an old poster? Very creative, I must say.
The liB Dems
Posted - 21 April 2017 08:04
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Probably Matty.
- creepy knowledge of other posters' personal lives
- trolling an empty board in the middle of the night
- bragging about his imaginary wealth
- strong whiff of loneliness and desperation

Seems to tick all the boxes
Monkeygirkl
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:51
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He's obviously confusing me with someone else. I don't have an ex husband.
Martian Law
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:56
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Just make sure you leave time to enjoy the ride Girkl.