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Badman
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:21
YO momma so fat that when God said "Let there by be light" he asked yo momma to move out of the way.
Abbeywell/NSA
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:22
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Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Abbeywell/NSA
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:25
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Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Abbeywell/NSA
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:25
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Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day
Osama
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:28
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yo momma's so fat she throws her phone from hand to hand
Abbeywell/NSA
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:30
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Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Badman
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:31
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Abbster, yo momma so fat I took a picture of her at Christmas and it still ain't done printing out.
Captain Mal
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:31
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Yo mama so poor I asked her what she was doin kickin a can down the road, she said "moving house".
Father CYPmas
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:33
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you momma so stupid, she voted Brexit.
Wangpain for real ale
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:33
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Yo mama so ugly even cookie ain't banged her
Badman
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:34
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Wang, Yo momma so fat even Dora cain't explore her.
strutter
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:35
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Yo momma so fat that 2 guys can fvck her at the same time and never meet
Heffalump
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:37
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Yo momma's Theresa May
Captain Mal
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:39
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Yo mama so thick even Labour wouldn't have her on its front bench.
Father CYPmas
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:39
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Yo momma so fat, her picture fell off the wall.
Badman
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:39
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Strutts, yo momma so fat she sat on the Stock Exchange and caused a price crash.
Father CYPmas
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:40
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you momma smell so bad, the French gave her an AOC.
Badman
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:42
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Captain Mal, yo momma so fat I had to roll over three times to get off of her.
Martian Law
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:43
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Yo Mamma so old, her clunge is being excavated for dinosaur semen
Martian Law
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:44
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Yo mamma so fat, she sat next to everyone at school
Badman
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:44
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Yo mamma so dumb she stuck two quarters in her ears so she could listen to 50 Cent.
Badman
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:45
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Cyp, yo momma so fat that when she went to KFC they gave her the bucket from the roof.
Freestyle Fred
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:45
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Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
Badman
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:47
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Yo momma so fat the kids play Hungry Hippos with her by throwing Maltesers down the street.
Badman
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:48
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Yo momma so fat the kids play Hungry Hippos with her by throwing Maltesers down the street.
Father CYPmas
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:50
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Badman, you momma so fat her ass has celluHEAVY
Martian Law
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:50
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Yo momma so fat you need to set up base camp before attempting to go down on her
Father CYPmas
Posted - 12 May 2017 13:53
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Stutter, you momma's clunge is so rank, vodafone gave her her own mobile mast so they'd never go down on her.
Wangpain for real ale
Posted - 12 May 2017 14:00
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Clergs, you momma so ugly people shout at her in the street
Freestyle Fred
Posted - 12 May 2017 14:01
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Yo momma's so fat she's got her own post code!
Father CYPmas
Posted - 12 May 2017 14:01
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Clergham, yo momma has given you some heavy emotional baggage.
Barnsbury
Posted - 12 May 2017 14:01
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If pigs could fly, yo mamma would have wings
Badman
Posted - 12 May 2017 14:26
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Yo momma so ugly she had to get you drunk before she could breastfeed you.
Wick
Posted - 12 May 2017 14:35
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Y'all mommies gave birth to you lot.

*End of thread*
Badman
Posted - 12 May 2017 14:39
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Jethers, yo momma so ugly she couldn't even keep her d1ldo stiff.
Wick
Posted - 12 May 2017 14:40
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Yo momma's what, Jethers?
Captain Mal
Posted - 12 May 2017 14:46
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Clergs mama so means she has said bad and hurtful things and failed to properly support her daughter's emotional well being as she has grown up.
Captain Mal
Posted - 12 May 2017 14:47
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Jayerz' mama so short he looked like a normal sized baby when he came out.
Wick
Posted - 12 May 2017 14:48
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Mal, yo momma's so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Wick
Posted - 12 May 2017 14:50
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Badders, is it true yo momma collects hmongtard children?
Badman
Posted - 12 May 2017 14:58
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Wick, yo momma so poor that when she got a yeast infection she invited all your family round to have cracker with .
Wick
Posted - 12 May 2017 15:27
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Badders, yo momma's flaps are so big people mistake her for a stingray when she goes swimming.
Wick
Posted - 12 May 2017 15:29
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Badders, yo momma's so dumb, her son can't spell the word "negativity"
Badman
Posted - 12 May 2017 15:31
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Ouch on the last one. man. Pwned.
Barnsbury
Posted - 12 May 2017 15:38
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"Mal, yo momma's so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."

This made me chuckle.

Carry on.
Wick
Posted - 12 May 2017 16:28
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Barns, yo momma's head so big and ugly, after she's been bukkaked you can toboggan down her face.
Badman
Posted - 12 May 2017 17:20
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Right - I'm calling it. Both gongs go to Abbster for "Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!". Original and ingenious.


Now; fvck this for a game of soldiers - I'm off!
Abbeywell/NSA
Posted - 12 May 2017 17:39
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Badders I got it off the tinterweb
Wick
Posted - 12 May 2017 17:40
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Is there a special gong for Abs for plagiarism?

http://www.pimpdaddy.com/yomama/yomama-ugly.shtml


original my ar5e

Abs' momma so dumb, her daughter can't even think up her own yo momma jokes.
Abbeywell/NSA
Posted - 12 May 2017 17:44
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I said I got it off the tinterweb, you snitty khunt as did a lot of people on this thread
Wick
Posted - 12 May 2017 17:50
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yo momma
Osama
Posted - 12 May 2017 17:53
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heh