An Allen & Overy associate has provided a valuable insight into life at the firm's Singapore office by circulating the following email berating her colleagues:

  The Watergate scandal in full
 

The email raises several important issues on a number of different levels, which RollOnFriday will report on further when it has identified them. In the meantime, there has been no further news on what has become of tiny Doreen.

  But sir, what is to become of Tiny Doreen?
 

Readers who receive similar emails with details of health and safety hazards for Doreen or other pint size law firm employees may, for the good of all concerned, send them to [email protected]
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Comments

Anonymous 27 May 15 15:31

You've got to LOL at the idea that working in the legal industry is even prima facie evidence of being a "high functioning adult".

Anonymous 28 May 15 20:58

This posses me off! Who spills water and doesn't clean it up??? ABSOLUTE SELF ENTITLED DICKHEADS.