On this week's edition of Bonkers Law Firm Websites, an excited person has written the profiles of staff at Joseph Frasier Solicitors.

In the Meet the Team section of the firm's website, 'quirky' facts and a large number of exclamation marks are used to paint a welcoming, unintimidating picture of Joseph Frasier's employees. It's sure to put the nervous client at ease, although the profiles do also come across like fanmail from a 12 year old. The abridged versions below illustrate that while the subjects might be ordinary people, the writer replaces the dots of 'i's with smiley faces, drinks a lot of orange squash and cries at home with cats.

    Jack has trained his mind to awe Team Leaders and his body to collect gnomes.


 
In her spare time Alison jumps off cliffs! But she definitely loves her job!  


    "I wish I had a partner!!!" (sobs, strokes Tiddles)


Gemma isn't sad at all. In fact, she writes some of the best *NYSNC slash fiction on the internet.  


  Amar made up 75% of his hobbies for this profile.


If she likes chickens she'll love this guy.  

Congratulations to chummy Joseph Frasier. Do let RollOnFriday know if you've seen a strange, over-friendly law firm website.
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Comments

Anonymous 16 May 14 09:52

Says a lot where the Trainee is a team leader mentoring others (that's not how a training contract is supposed to work people) and he is the senior person to make the "difficult decisions" and "all important phone calls". .... How very very depressing that this firm don't know their own responsibilities....

Anonymous 16 May 14 18:55

Bragging about a six figure costs award is not really a way to win clients. Or am I missing something?

Anonymous 30 May 14 18:33

Can I get a job with this lot? Where do I send my cv? I'm at a crappy firm where trainees are treated with no respect and they see you as just another number

Anonymous 31 May 14 08:49

I worked @ Jfs n left. It was n is the best place I've worked @ wit some of the nicest ppl I've met. Keep going JFS