Bonkers law firm website depicts senior partner as laughing crow
30 October 2015
A Middlesex law firm is demonstrating its professional experience by depicting its lawyers as cartoon animals.
C L Law Solicitors's website
is largely straightforward and based on state of the art 1980s internet technology. Although it has a refreshing aversion to question marks, giving the impression that if its potential clients don't want one service, they must require the other.
But C L Law jumps off the deep end when it comes to its staff, arranging sober biographies alongside cartoons which could charitably be described as retro and accurately described as shit. Did a vengeful ex-employee hack in. Or did C L Law contract the work to Russia's equivalent of Cbeebies. Either way, the Senor [sic] Partner is a laughing crow.
Lal's partner, Farrah Jane Legarta, is a penguin. Look how happy Farrah is. Farrah is a happy penguin.
Meanhile, the firm's trainee is...a rabbit stuck in a tree? She's under the direct supervision of the senior partner, although attentive readers will spot that he's not helping her, he's laughing, the nasty crow.
Conveyancing executive Hiranthi Senarath is a bear with a barrel of honey.
And Naresh the paralegal is a pirate.
Sharandeep does nothing.
And the practice manager is a fire-breathing dragon.
RollOnFriday offers its congratulatons, and the use of its collection of early 1990s clipart, to C L Law.
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