Finally a law firm has truly put its people first, by slapping full-screen videos of their faces on its website.

Usually solicitors' mugs are quarantined safely in a Meet the Team section. But for several months now, the small team at Austin Moore have been the first thing anyone, including themselves, sees when visiting the firm's cyber shop window. Luckily they are remarkably photogenic for the profession, except for Austin Moore's goatee. And if their winsome looks don't attract business, the tortured blinking, shuffling from side to side, forced smiles and silent prayers for the earth to open up beneath them are bound to elicit a few pity instructions. 

  Austin Moore stars in 'Austin Moore' as AUSTIN MOORE

  Rachel attempts to back out of shot.

  "How uch onger?" 

  Vik, a pro, almost manages to spin out facial business for the full running time.

  Blink if you're being held against your will. 

  Express 'scepticism'. 

  Head of Employment in the headlights. 

  Katie's smile doesn't reach her eyes.

A Bravery Award is winging its way to the lawyers of Austin Moore, except for Moore who put them up to it. If you've seen a Bonkers Firm Website, let RollOnFriday know.

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