UK Firm of the Year 2012: the Golden Turd
03 February 2012
RollOnFriday's UK Firm of the Year 2012 survey has come to an end (check out all the results
here). After receiving thousands of votes, the numbers have been fed through RollOnFriday's supercomputer and Dickinson Dees has emerged rock bottom. The Newcastle-based firm carries off RollOnFriday's famous Golden Turd with an overall score of just 49%.
So what has led to such a poor result? Pay is always a key driver, and the firm's score of 41% puts it in the bottom three nationwide (beating only Irwin Mitchell and Dundas & Wilson). It faces the wrath of its underpaid employees who claim the "
penny pinching" firm benchmarks its salaries against "
tiny Newcastle firms". For a major regional player, that "
just doesn't cut it".
The firm was also firmly at the bottom of the league table for career development with a pretty horrifying 46%. Although one lawyer claimed senior management are "
great" and another that the firm "
encouraged development", others saw things very differently. One associate claimed the firm had "
no loyalty to its staff", with another explaining that his chances of getting partnership "
are significantly lower than my chances of getting killed by an escaped walrus - which is a depressing thought on the way to work". Worryingly, one respondent claimed the firm is "
male dominated at partner level. Having a baby appears to be the end of your career".
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The gloomy results continue in the openness category, where the firm scored a dreadful 39%. In particular Dickie Dees is panned for its handling of its rumoured merger plans: one lawyer claimed that the firm has "
hired a secret consultant" to work on the project, but that she has blown her cover by repeatedly appearing in the office and updating her LinkedIn profile to say what she is up to. And whilst the openness score was boosted by the buzz around the soon-to-be established Leeds office, others were annoyed that it had taken so long, and that "
different offices can feel like separate firms". Respondents also complained that internally there is "
excessive" red tape and opaque "
procedures for everything".

However there was some better news: DD's 63% for work-life balance is a rare bright spot, and gives the firm
solid mid-table respectability (at least in this category), a bit like
Newcastle United. Lawyers acknowledge that there is some good work ("
very decent clients and lawyers"), and one senior associate was taken with the "
greater independence and responsibility" compared to a larger London firm. Plus several correspondents said that there were lots of "
lovely people" (even if some of the partners are "
terrible"), and supposedly the biscuits are "
amazing". The "
beautiful" view over Newcastle's quayside came in for particular praise, and the social life was described as "
great" (surely a given, in the UK's premier party town).
A spokeswoman for Dickinson Dees said "
having recently been comprehensively audited and subsequently awarded the Silver Investors in People standard held by the top 2% of UK companies, [the] findings surprise and disappoint us. They also contradict our most recent staff survey completed by over 80% of our people. However we always listen to feedback and strive to improve."
Joining Dickie Dees at the foot of the table are Irwin Mitchell and
Macfarlanes. Despite "
6pm finishes", Irwin Mitchell was panned for "
rock bottom" morale, "
terrible" pay and concerns that "
rats have been spotted". While Macfarlanes came in for particular opprobrium for "
piss poor" communication, "
miserable partners" and - worst of all - toilets frequented by a "
phantom sh*tter".