A barrister has claimed that Milkybars are imprinted with the image of a penis.

The brief told reporters he was eating a Milkybar during a World Cup game when he looked down and "was surprised to see a massive penis staring up at me".

He said, "there's no point denying what it looks like. It is obvious - we can all see it". He added that he thought the presence of a phallus on the white chocolate snack was inappropriate for children: "Surely the people making the bar can see what it looks like".


 
The Milky Bar is on me! Um, no thanks actually.
 
But Nestle denied it was embossing its confectionary with nobs. A spokesman said, "We're surprised and sorry to hear that [the barrister] thought the picture on the Milkybar resembles male genitalia. It is in fact an image of a horse's head belonging to the Milkybar Kid".

RollOnFriday asked Nestle whether it looks a bit like the horse's head is ejaculating onto the Milkybar Kid's hat, but the company declined to comment further.
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Comments

Anonymous 18 July 14 11:17

"I looked down and was surprised to see a massive penis staring up at me"

Well the Germany/Brazil game was a thriller!

Anonymous 18 July 14 17:47

If you look at the Milkybar Kid upside down, his legs and feet resemble another penis, with two knobs....

Anonymous 21 July 14 21:21

Most internet posters see the face of Jesus in pretty much everything, so this makes a refreshing change.