A country club has been rocked by two lawyers in their 70s trying to revoke each other's membership after fighting in the restaurant.

Thomas T Gallion III and Thomas G Mancuso are members of the Montgomery Country Club in Alabama. They don't appear to like each other very much, as revealed in letters they each sent to the Club's management, which leaked and ended up on US site Above The Law:



Gallion's version of events differs from Mancuso's, but only because he claims that he called Manusco a "chicken shit" twice before he called him a "motherfucker".




Mancuso, betting that the club's well-heeled board frown upon cussing in public, pushes home his advantage, then goes for the sympathy vote:



However Gallion is unrepentant. In fact, his professed sympathy for Mancuso's diabeties seems almost sarcastic:



It is not known whether both or either pensioner has been barred from the club, though Gallion has made a promise:

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Roll On Friday 28 November 14 09:15

Europe news? Er, no. But I can see why you wanted to shoehorn this story in [i]somewhere[/i]. Maybe you need a new section?