Yorkshire firm Taylor&Emmet has released a car crash of a video to promote its real estate department.

Marketing wonks must have decided that the medium through which the firm can best explain recent changes in the right to manage legislation is GoggleBox. And so its unfortunate and uncomfortable lawyers are made to lounge in front of a fictional TV and have their bantah recorded. Think a cross between the kindly but homely Tapper family and the letchiness of Leon, only without the charm.

    "I'll do your deeds of variation!"

Yeah, we bet you will.

    "Premium's massive! And it looks like they can't agree terms either!"

Fnarr...

    "One block, one RTM company. Multiple blocks, multiple RTM companies."

Wasn't it Schopenhauer who first said that?

    "Do you know anything about this vesting order malarkey?"

No, we don't. Please don't do this again.

Readers with strong stomachs and 90 seconds to spare can see the whole thing in its glory here.
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Comments

Anonymous 08 May 15 09:32

Managed 6 seconds before even my cringe started cringing.

Poor, poor bastards*.

*(and legitimate offspring)

Anonymous 08 May 15 11:46

Did anyone also think of those 'casting couch' porn flicks when they saw these pictures?

Not that I would know of those anyway, just heard it from a friend of a friend of course.

Roll On Friday 08 May 15 16:25

Curses. It's been removed. As a connoisseur of cringe, I was looking forward to that.

Anonymous 08 May 15 16:39

Thank you for pointing out the error of our ways. In our optimistic defence, this was part of a tongue in cheek video for part of a Property Award (do we have a chance?) - I think we nailed the brief to that effect. Sorry to be a party pooper but we've now marked the video as private, boo hiss.
-The Marketing wonk

Anonymous 12 May 15 14:19

http://keeptube.pl/27806802,tayloremmet-do-gogglebox-right-to-manage_pobierz.html

There is no hiding!