A Stephenson Harwood partner has found himself at the centre of a tabloid scandal after shagging Sally Bercow, the "nutter" wife of his cousin, House of Commons Speaker John Bercow.

Commercial litigation partner Alan Bercow briefly moved out of the family home to shack up with Daily Mail favourite Sally Bercow, but decided against making the arrangement permanent and has now returned to his wife, tax lawyer Erica Scott-Young.

    "I've had enough Alan"
"Me too, that's why I'm back"


Sally Bercow said she was "heartbroken" the partner had left her, but that he should also be blamed for the affair because it "takes two to tango". Appearing in a picture of domestic bliss on his doorstep, the unlikely lothario told reporters "I prefer Coca Cola". He may also be concerned to learn that his mother-in-law has sent her two burly rugby-playing Australian sons to London to provide her wronged daughter with "all the support she needs". In case that wasn't a heavy enough hint that Alan's wandering glands may be about to get drop-kicked across Battersea, she added, "You couldn’t wish for two stronger men to be at your side in times like this".

A spokeswoman for Stephenson Harwood, no doubt delighted at all the free publicity, told RollOnFriday "It would be inappropriate for us to comment on the personal life of one of our partners".
 
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Comments

Jamie Hamilton 15 May 15 11:07

Glands as in testicles, bananaman.

(There's a sentence I never thought I'd write.)

Anonymous 15 May 15 12:22

So you meant his wandering testicles, rather than his wandering penis? Think RoF is trying to cover up a mistake...!

Anonymous 15 May 15 12:45

I think you still mean glans Jamie. Unless you are using American [mis]spelling for some reason. In any event, we understand.

Anonymous 15 May 15 21:36

Would love to write a funny comment...

But truthfully - fair play to the lad - she looks filthy. Lucky dog! If I had known she would go for him, then I would have had a shot.

Mrs Bercow is a very guilty pleasure. Mucky.

Roll On Friday 16 May 15 22:56

I suppose where the penis wanders the testicles have to follow. I doubt they have much of a life of their own even when in the hands of Sally Bercow or a mother in law on the rampage.

Anonymous 18 May 15 12:21

People do things they later regret. The things they regret sometimes hurt people. I would n't want my mistakes posted on a website like this and in this way. Would you?

Roll On Friday 18 May 15 12:47

No, anonymous 18/05/2015 11:21, my preference would be to have my mistakes posted on a revenge porn site.

If he is a big enough boy to put his glans/glands (can do, didn't) into somebody other than his wife, then he is a big enough boy to take some pubic ribbing over it.

Anonymous 20 May 15 01:24

Oh ick. Now I can't unsee the image conjured up of someone trying to put their testicles into a vagina. Sounds like a wandering dickhead, anyway.