Japanese police have arrested a man after he burst into a lawyer's office, punched him repeatedly in the face, cut off his penis with some garden shears and flushed it down the lavatory.

Local reports say that 24-year-old Ikki Kodukai, a graduate student and accomplished boxer, carried out the assault in Tokyo yesterday morning. Apparently he was angered at finding out that the unnamed 42-year-old victim was shagging his wife..

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Tokyo police confirmed that Kodukai has been arrested. His victim is in hospital having lost a great deal of blood - but his injuries are not believed to be life-threatening, and there are unconfirmed reports that Endemol is bidding for the franchise rights for a new game show.
 
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Anonymous 20 August 15 14:48

"there are unconfirmed reports that Endemol is bidding for the franchise rights for a new game show"

the theme music for which will undoubtably be [i]"You Must Re-Member This..."