Abacus Legal, a recruitment consultancy, seems to have engaged Borat as its copywriter for an ad in Legal Week.

 

    You like the offshore jurisdictions? Is nice! I cannot switch off Bloombergs, I want to make sexy time with it. I also speak the language of ultra high net worth's! King of the castle, wall to wall money. And mental torment is very funny retardation. High five!

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Roll On Friday 13 November 15 15:46

They seem very sensitive about the 'basic salary.' No mention of bonus criteria. A Boratism, or a sucker play?

Anonymous 13 November 15 16:44

Excellent! Reading this ad with the appropriate accent is a lot of fun. Seriously though, so long as there are people like this in recruitment my future is assured...

Roll On Friday 13 November 15 18:53

"Do you love Loads a' Money?

Do you hate fivers, and refuse to have them on your person?

Do you find the Apprentice erotic?

Do you ONLY play Monopoly with the expensive top-hat thimble?

Do you speak the language of ultra high net worth investors (aka utter bulls**t)

Do you look down on all those less fortunate than yourself, and enjoy plucking the wings of small insects...?

If the answer to all these question is 'YES, SHOW ME THE MONEY...' Then do WE have a job for you