The Texas Law Hawk has returned with an early Christmas present featuring an ice rink, an 'elf' and a flamethrower.

Bryan Wilson, aka the Texas Law Hawk, has produced a string of bizarre adverts for his drink-drive law practice which in the past have seen him fail to break a branch on a wall, jump from a slowly-moving vehicle, ride a small motorbike and crash a jetski. Now he's released a wintery special in which he defends Father Christmas.

Wilson truly makes America great again with an introduction in which he rides his little motorcycle along a bridge, flings a present into a river and waves a Santa hat. All the while, a ghostly hawk (a Law Hawk) stares at the viewer, then appears to explode.



A flamethrower materialises in Wilson's hands, and with a hoarse yell of "Thanks, Santa!" he melts an ice sculpture of a hawk with a sixteen foot geyser of yuletide fire. Then transports to the middle of an urban water feature and bellows, "Bryan Wilson, the Texas Law Hawk!"



A living room decked out for a traditional Christmas meal indicates that perhaps Wilson has calmed down, until he swings through the Christmas tree on a rope, incinerates the ice hawk and stands in the fountain bellowing, "Ho ho ho!"



The plot thickens when the action moves to the 'North Pole', where 'Officer Butts' spots a drunk Father Christmas and his inebriated elf landing their sleigh.



After the policeman kicks in his taillight and shreds a gift, Santa picks up the phone to Wilson. Instantly, the Texas Law Hawk appears on the back of a giant ice-cleaning machine, lassos the cop and drags him off into the darkness. Like any good lawyer, really.



And then he bursts out of a present shouting "Happy holidays".



Speaking to RollOnFriday, Wilson said, "Hope y'all enjoy!" We did, Texas Law Hawk. We did.