A Clifford Chance partner has been caught having sex in the middle of the office by a trainee.

The married partner, whom RollOnFriday is not identifying, was stationed in one of the firm's overseas offices when he was caught by a trainee romping with a secretary in the filing room. Shortly afterwards the partner left the country and now works in the firm's London office, though CC denied rumours that he had been hauled back to England as punishment. 

  "Yes, I'm afraid the image of your supervisor's thrusting bottom is burnt into your retinas forever." 

A spokesman for Clifford Chance said, "We can confirm that the firm has investigated this matter and taken appropriate steps" (translation: partner X now wears a chastity belt during working hours). He told RollOnFriday that, "given this is an individual personnel matter, it is not possible to comment further beyond underlining that we expect all of our people to meet high standards at all times" (translation: please, rent a room, we pay you enough).

Although one CC trainee is presumably now undergoing counselling, the firm will need to try harder to beat Willkie Farr's record for traumatising staff. A partner in the London office of the US firm was recently caught pleasuring an associate on a colleague's desk by no fewer than six colleagues.
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Comments

Anonymous 13 April 17 15:24

What a snivelling little prick that trainee is, tattle-tailing because he saw someone having sex? Pathetic!

Anonymous 13 April 17 17:09

Can't believe the trainee committed career suicide by snitching on this obvious hero/laddington bear!

Anonymous 13 April 17 17:12

If I was slogging away for a partner who'd got me in at the weekend and caught him slacking off with his pants down, I might decide to stick the knife in too.

Anyway, if it was the other way round my feet wouldn't touch the floor.

Anonymous 13 April 17 18:06

Laddington bear? Jesus. No wonder the profession is going to shlt. Next they'll make three ducks a magistrate.

Anonymous 13 April 17 18:21

The sad part of this is it's likely to be the secretary's career that suffers rather than the partner...

Anonymous 15 April 17 02:35

Hardly a chance encounter at Clifford's as jolly rogering partner hooks up saucy secretary ....Probably on a wet Tuesday afternoon!