A law student destined for greatness has been thrown off course after he beheaded a bird in the middle of a Las Vegas hotel.

University of Califronia graduate Justin Teixeira was partying through the morning at the Flamingo hotel when he spied a helmeted guineafowl. Teixeira, who studied at Berkeley, can be seen on security camera footage laughing at the plump bird with two friends. He then chases it into a wildlife enclosure, grabs it, and for some reason maybe related to toxins in his body, strangles it to death and pulls off its head. Horrified hotel guests who had been eating their breakfast look on as Teixeira throws the bird's head in one direction and tosses its body in another.

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Teixeira plead guilty to three felony charges, but escaped jail. Instead he was sentenced to up to four years' probation and 16 hours work per month in an animal shelter, although KFC might have been more appropriate for his skillset. He also spent 190 days in 'prison boot camp', where he learned he had passed the California bar exam. Sadly he won't be able to practice unless he can persuade the authorities to downgrade his crime to a misdemeanor.

In a statement which the helmeted guineafowl would also have made, Teixeira told the press, "It was the worst moment of my life. If there was anything I could do to undo it, I would."
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Anonymous 23 May 14 14:09

Psychopathic behavior. This violent criminal should never be allowed to practice. He should be in jail.