A Canadian firm has given its lawyers hypnotic moving portraits.

While websites which feature lawyers in motion aren't completely new, Levitt & Grosman's have cornered the market in 'unsettling'. Its technology gurus appear to have decided that what people really want is lawyers whose electronic eyes follow them round the room. And so, using the dark arts, lightning and clamps, a cackling IT Igor has brought Levitt, Grosman and their colleagues to horrifying internet life.



  Robert sleeps in a coffin filled with soil from his home country






  No, Mr Bond, Howard expects you to die 







  "I'm Brian Grosman and - Ooo, matron"






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  The Kraken awakes






  Muneeza's ready for her close-up, Mr DeMille 






  Israel Balter stars in the year's worst rap video






   Matthew regrets ordering that fourth gin martini last night






  "Hallo, Clarice"


 



  Jan realises he's been clocked by Brian

Well done Levitt & Grosman, the team that never stops moving.

    Eyes forward Robert

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Comments

Anonymous 20 March 15 07:20

Genius! The Kraken awakes: I spat my coffee out to that. And what on earth is wrong with the first guy's eyes? And why would anyone think this a good idea?

Anonymous 20 March 15 11:53

Admittedly a bit weird, but when you watch it on their website it doesn't come across as that bad. I mean, I would love to instruct Muneeza anytime... giggity

Anonymous 29 March 15 00:12

Top dollar RoF! Why is Israel squatting in an underpass? Was it a run in with Purple Aki? And check out Robert in the last picture, seems his eyes have wandered again. Perhaps he is thinking of instructing Muneeza too Anon 11.53?