According to her
website Bernadette Kearns is "
Wigan's best-known property lawyer". She could have claimed that title by introducing herself to, ooh, nine people, but instead she made 42 adverts.
42. All of which star Kearns in fancy dress.
The
disturbed egomaniac's conveyancer's creative process is simple. First, take a thing. A TV show, Valentine's Day, anything. Then painfully shoehorn in some conveyancing puns, insert an awkward photo of Wigan's best-known property lawyer and, finally, add migraine-inducing graphics. Job done.
Pop on your sunglasses, or better yet a blindfold, and enjoy:
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Rigged
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Derek's weirdest online dating experience
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The House Factor? Ouch
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Even Davros looks happy with those prices
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Essentially it's a laxative
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Kearns, proving there is no such thing as a merciful God
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I see what you did there
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"That's f#**ing sh@*!""
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What happened to Derek?
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Tenuous, Kearns. Very tenuous
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You should try everything once, except Morris Dancing and incest*
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Unwise place to stand
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Kearns' ads were mercifully restricted to a gallery on her website and, by the look of them, phoneboxes in the Wigan area. Now Kearns is well on her way to becoming not just Wigan's but the World Wide Web's best-known property lawyer. RollOnFriday apologises.
*(c) Sir Thomas Beecham.
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Her fame continues to spread
http://www.rollonfriday.com/Blogs/ReadBlog/tabid/144/id/609/Default.aspx
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Thanks for the best laugh in a busy week...still pondering why someone is waving to a pie :-)
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Although I admit that's not the biggest issue!
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Good Lord don't go giving her ideas...in her next advert she will be dressed in khaki overalls with a backpack on and sitting in a white 1970's New York ambulance!
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I practice in a town close to Wigan, and I've never heard of the woman, so I'm not sure these ads can even be described as "irritating but successful".
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