On this week's edition of Bonkers Law Firm Websites, an excited person has written the profiles of staff at Joseph Frasier Solicitors.
In the
Meet the Team section of the firm's website, 'quirky' facts and a large number of
exclamation marks are used to paint a welcoming, unintimidating picture of Joseph Frasier's
employees. It's sure to put the nervous client at ease, although the profiles do also come across like fanmail from a 12 year old. The abridged versions below illustrate that while the subjects might be ordinary people, the writer replaces the dots of 'i's with smiley faces, drinks a lot of orange squash and cries at home with cats.
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Jack has trained his mind to awe Team Leaders and his body to collect gnomes.
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In her spare time Alison jumps off cliffs! But she definitely loves her job!
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"I wish I had a partner!!!" (sobs, strokes Tiddles)
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Gemma isn't sad at all. In fact, she writes some of the best *NYSNC slash fiction on the internet. |
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Amar made up 75% of his hobbies for this profile.
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If she likes chickens she'll love this guy. |
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Congratulations to chummy
Joseph Frasier. Do
let RollOnFriday know if you've seen a strange, over-friendly law firm website.
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