A Stephenson Harwood partner has found himself at the centre of a tabloid scandal after shagging Sally Bercow, the "nutter" wife of his cousin, House of Commons Speaker John Bercow.
Commercial litigation partner Alan Bercow briefly moved out of the family home to shack up with Daily Mail favourite Sally Bercow, but decided against making the arrangement permanent and has now returned to his wife, tax lawyer Erica Scott-Young.
Sally Bercow said she was "heartbroken" the partner had left her, but that he should also be blamed for the affair because it "takes two to tango". Appearing in a picture of domestic bliss on his doorstep, the unlikely lothario told reporters "I prefer Coca Cola". He may also be concerned to learn that his mother-in-law has sent her two burly rugby-playing Australian sons to London to provide her wronged daughter with "all the support she needs". In case that wasn't a heavy enough hint that Alan's wandering glands may be about to get drop-kicked across Battersea, she added, "You couldn’t wish for two stronger men to be at your side in times like this".
A spokeswoman for Stephenson Harwood, no doubt delighted at all the free publicity, told RollOnFriday "It would be inappropriate for us to comment on the personal life of one of our partners".
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Commercial litigation partner Alan Bercow briefly moved out of the family home to shack up with Daily Mail favourite Sally Bercow, but decided against making the arrangement permanent and has now returned to his wife, tax lawyer Erica Scott-Young.
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Sally Bercow said she was "heartbroken" the partner had left her, but that he should also be blamed for the affair because it "takes two to tango". Appearing in a picture of domestic bliss on his doorstep, the unlikely lothario told reporters "I prefer Coca Cola". He may also be concerned to learn that his mother-in-law has sent her two burly rugby-playing Australian sons to London to provide her wronged daughter with "all the support she needs". In case that wasn't a heavy enough hint that Alan's wandering glands may be about to get drop-kicked across Battersea, she added, "You couldn’t wish for two stronger men to be at your side in times like this".
A spokeswoman for Stephenson Harwood, no doubt delighted at all the free publicity, told RollOnFriday "It would be inappropriate for us to comment on the personal life of one of our partners".
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(There's a sentence I never thought I'd write.)
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#glansgate
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But truthfully - fair play to the lad - she looks filthy. Lucky dog! If I had known she would go for him, then I would have had a shot.
Mrs Bercow is a very guilty pleasure. Mucky.
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If he is a big enough boy to put his glans/glands (can do, didn't) into somebody other than his wife, then he is a big enough boy to take some pubic ribbing over it.
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