Lawyers at Mills & Reeve's Norwich office have been left shaken after a woman defecated massively right outside their office, reported a RollOnFriday reporter yesterday wondering how his career had come to this.
Staff paused to watch on Wednesday morning as a pedestrian deviated from the pavement alongside St James Court and tramped across the landscaped verge. But passing curiosity turned to dismay as the woman crouched down beside a bush and took a huge dump, oblivious to the fact that she was right against the glass, and in full view, of the office.
Onlookers report that although the woman carefully screened herself from the road and, "even had a pack of tissues to hand", she failed to perform a full 360 degree check as recommended by more experienced al fresco shitters. "There may have been a big bush on one side", said a source, but, "there are sheer panes of office glass the other side".
A Mills & Reeve spokesman wisely declined to comment.
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Staff paused to watch on Wednesday morning as a pedestrian deviated from the pavement alongside St James Court and tramped across the landscaped verge. But passing curiosity turned to dismay as the woman crouched down beside a bush and took a huge dump, oblivious to the fact that she was right against the glass, and in full view, of the office.
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Onlookers report that although the woman carefully screened herself from the road and, "even had a pack of tissues to hand", she failed to perform a full 360 degree check as recommended by more experienced al fresco shitters. "There may have been a big bush on one side", said a source, but, "there are sheer panes of office glass the other side".
A Mills & Reeve spokesman wisely declined to comment.
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