Abacus Legal, a recruitment consultancy, seems to have engaged Borat as its copywriter for an ad in Legal Week.
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You like the offshore jurisdictions? Is nice! I cannot switch off Bloombergs, I want to make sexy time with it. I also speak the language of ultra high net worth's! King of the castle, wall to wall money. And mental torment is very funny retardation. High five! |
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Do you hate fivers, and refuse to have them on your person?
Do you find the Apprentice erotic?
Do you ONLY play Monopoly with the expensive top-hat thimble?
Do you speak the language of ultra high net worth investors (aka utter bulls**t)
Do you look down on all those less fortunate than yourself, and enjoy plucking the wings of small insects...?
If the answer to all these question is 'YES, SHOW ME THE MONEY...' Then do WE have a job for you