BLM has a mouse problem.
The firm's Manchester office is, say staff, "infested". Compounding the crisis for animal-loving staff is the facility team's decision not to use humane traps. "There has been screaming throughout the office", said a source, who did not clarify whether the screams were the result of live vermin scurrying under desks, or dead vermin spasming on the carpets.
RollOnFriday asked the firm whether its unsentimental executioners were killing the mice with traditional snap-traps, electrocuting them with battery-powered kill chambers or immobilising them with sticky pads until the Managing Partner could brain them with a peanut butter jar. A BLM spokeswoman declined to comment.
In 2009, legacy Lovells became so overrun with mice that staff lobbied for a firm cat. If that's out of the question, be warned, BLM: if you ever have Mishcon De Reya over, they will expect compensatory wine in the event of a sighting.
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The firm's Manchester office is, say staff, "infested". Compounding the crisis for animal-loving staff is the facility team's decision not to use humane traps. "There has been screaming throughout the office", said a source, who did not clarify whether the screams were the result of live vermin scurrying under desks, or dead vermin spasming on the carpets.
It was all fun and games until John's Halloween costume got him chased, trapped, killed, bagged and placed in the sanitary waste bin. |
RollOnFriday asked the firm whether its unsentimental executioners were killing the mice with traditional snap-traps, electrocuting them with battery-powered kill chambers or immobilising them with sticky pads until the Managing Partner could brain them with a peanut butter jar. A BLM spokeswoman declined to comment.
In 2009, legacy Lovells became so overrun with mice that staff lobbied for a firm cat. If that's out of the question, be warned, BLM: if you ever have Mishcon De Reya over, they will expect compensatory wine in the event of a sighting.
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Or an unauthorized non Disney copy?
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Maybe they'd pop over to give BLM some insolvency advice?
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As opposed to standing on your chairs, screaming?