I’ve been a few times. But never really to any of the good bits. I’ve been to Aviemore but not in ski season. I’ve been to the highlands but spent more time in Aberdeen than in the mountains. OK I’ve been to Edinburgh, but mainly on business. I went to Dundee but it was when I was in primary school. I’ve never been to Glasgow except to the airport.
I haz m6. It iz a strange country 'an full of wonders. The folks there is divided amongst themselves into many formulas. Some has the heads of dogs (the women in the most part troof be told) whilst uvvers is but a giant headless belly full of wind 'an griping (them's the lads), they perambulates upon a single leg at the end of which they haz a giant foot 'an they communicate in a tongue wot you and I would mostly regard as being of an uncouth malarky. They likes to stuff us Inglish gents wiv porridge and use us as a form of bar snacks so I ain't plannin' on returning no time soon.
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Like the Costa del Stirling
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Clergs and Sumo.
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we don't come as a pair you fcuking dick sniffer
She's from death star central command in leith and I'm from rebel alliance HQ in cowcaddens
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Been to Edinburgh twice.
It was fine.
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I lost my virginity in Scotland
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Heavens no, ghastly place.
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It is already tropical down the west side, thanks to the gulf stream.
Some of mainland Alaska is south of Scotland.
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Only to watch england dominate them in sporting fixtures.
And once on a whisky tour.
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Scotland took my virginity also.
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Lol Sumo. But surely from a Scottish perspective you're an Imperial as you back the Empress and Clergs is Princess Leia'ing it up.
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Too right!!
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I went last week
Beautiful scenery , shame about the pettifogging and nonsensical covid regs.
I don't think it will become a tropical resort in our lifetimes or our children's
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Pinkus going full on chambers mode there.
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I’ve been a few times. But never really to any of the good bits. I’ve been to Aviemore but not in ski season. I’ve been to the highlands but spent more time in Aberdeen than in the mountains. OK I’ve been to Edinburgh, but mainly on business. I went to Dundee but it was when I was in primary school. I’ve never been to Glasgow except to the airport.
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What's the midge situation up there this time of year?
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You sure you meant midge, it’s not a typo is it?
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Cowcaddans? There, you see, Lord Vader, he can be reasonable. You can fire as planned...
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Born there. I sound about as Scottish as Digby-Jones tho.
I think that makes me some sort of Rebel Alliance dogsbody.
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Heh @ glasserz
I am sure a fair few must have been to Scotland even though Sturgeon presides over it.
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I haz m6. It iz a strange country 'an full of wonders. The folks there is divided amongst themselves into many formulas. Some has the heads of dogs (the women in the most part troof be told) whilst uvvers is but a giant headless belly full of wind 'an griping (them's the lads), they perambulates upon a single leg at the end of which they haz a giant foot 'an they communicate in a tongue wot you and I would mostly regard as being of an uncouth malarky. They likes to stuff us Inglish gents wiv porridge and use us as a form of bar snacks so I ain't plannin' on returning no time soon.
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