I think given we live in a world where we dont prepare a very high proportion of our food ourselves we have to accept that we will all have injested various nasties that it is as well we do not know about over the years.

Best way to get pissed?

This beer tastes like piss

I’m sure it’s good enough for Labour leader and Britain’s next prime minister, sir beer korma. 

UK Tsingtao will be prepared in Bradford or somewhere, so god knows what's in that. 

The Uighers must be pleased "man pissing in tank" is top news from China.