Assange

Sorry, not sorry

I love the fact that had he just surrendered himself initially, all this would likely have been behind him now. Instead, he was holed up for more than half a decade and NOW has to face the piper.

*Nelson laugh*

Ok, well regardless of the reasons behind the decision to fail to surrender to court, he still failed to surrender to court.  That is against the law and that is why he has been arrested.

Simples!

Dux he stuck his penis inside an unconscious woman. AFAIAA he admitted that whilst trying to argue it wasn’t really rape (which it clearly is). 

More to the point I think that charge has been dropped. What he’s being arrested for is fleeing whilst on bail - and that is an absolute slam dunk. 

Arbiter are you sure about those facts?  I thought the "offence which would not be an offence in the UK" was that he had (protected) sex with the woman the night before (consensual) then in the morning they had sex again but he had not put a condom on which he knew she would not have consented to.  I didn't think she claimed she was unconscious.  Could be wrong, happy to be.

I've been completely unable to find any evidence of it subsequently, but I would swear I was reading some kind of live blog of the court case and his QC (I think a mate / sympathiser rather than an actual criminal defence QC?) was reported as trying to argue that fvcking an unconscious woman (which he effectively admitted his client did) would not have been an offence in the UK.

Fairly sure I'm not imagining it as I consider it too ridiculous an argument to actually make up.

There’s a very long piece I think in the LRB from a couple of years ago by the guy supposed to be writing a biog of Assange. Worth a read. He’s an absolute abomination of a man.

Like Donald, he suffers from acute narcisstic personality disorder.

Literally everyone who attempts in any way to help him (eg. bail sureties, a whole litany of lawyers, Swedish ladies, Ecuador etc.) is disposed and learns to regret ever setting eyes on the bloke. 

I see Jennifer Robinson is still  representing him.

I tip for you Jen - you WILL regret it...

 

 

Muttley - my diagnosis of you, admittedly from afar, is as follows.

You are late middle-aged, and enjoy a comfortable middle class existence. You very much enjoy being ‘the lawyer’ when at dinner parties and other social gatherings, and you expect lesser mortals to genuflect toward your greater legal knowledge on any legal subject.

Indeed, passim this MB, you also expect such Idolatry from other lawyers.

However, you then also expect lesser mortals to accept your view on non-legal matters without question, and thus become somewhat ‘antsy’ if someone has the affrontery to disagree with you. 

In short, you show classic signs of a mild to moderate narcissistic  personality.

En passant, I am pleased that the Judge today agreed with my diagnosis on Julian. Maybe Mutters should offer his legal services to him...?

That will be 10 Guineas please.

 

Marshall Hall - my diagnosis of you, admittedly from afar, is as follows.

 

You are a massive massive fooking teede. I mean an ocean going, fully weaponised, intercontinental blasitic Teede. 

HTH

 

also "I'm a Dr." HEH, sure m7. 

 

 

Medical doctors mostly aren't real doctors.They've only got masters degrees. That they give themselves the title Dr is just another example of the general arrogance of the profession.