I know childish but couldn't resist. 

Somebody had to.  Like Alan Davies setting off the buzzer on QI.

All have been regretful - waking up in a sweaty and extremely hot tent with a hangover and chronic headache is not good. But then to have to make small talk to the person you got intimate with the night before is just hard work. 

With the added bonus of the people in surrounding tents listening to your small talk...

At least mine was with a girlfriend so no need for awkward chat afterwards.

lol good point sails but at least without a girlfriend you can enjoy the morning afterglow smoke without being told off. 

I once had to put my hand over Mrs Principle’s mouth as she was becoming loudly enthusiastic in a tent in a crowded campsite.

Didn’t stop us getting an amusing mixture of looks the following morning from our neighbours though.

An ex Lady Iamlong once asked to meet Alan in a tent.

To my long lasting regret I was too hammered and fell asleep.

Not my finest moment.