I don’t think it’s a question of him making her happy - this is fat Alex we’re talking about and there’s only one person’s happiness that really concerns him.
It is all about her not making his life a misery if she doesn’t get what she wants.
Why are you so fixated on Carrie being the cause of Bodge's issues, Anon? Bodge has proved time and time again he is the architect of his own bullsht1t.
Her presence has overshadowed nothing. He wanted to be the king of the world, but was also a lazy, lying, narcissist. His behaviour as PM is entirely consistent with the rest of his life. He could have been single or married to Mother Teresa and he still would have done the same thing.
Carrie's an easy target - a bit like Anne Boleyn/Marie Antoinette/Tsarina Alexandra. High visibility thanks to her age/manner in which her relationship with Boris commenced, and probably too keen to advance her friends. But the reality is that Boris is Boris ie. a lazy lying khunt with the morals of an alley cat.
If it wasn't Carrie in no. 10 it would have been Jennifer Arcuri or some other paramour of the World King.
What will he do next, make a ton of money on the speech circuit, or something else. Expect him to resurface somewhere prominent, like a buoyant turd in a waterpark
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I am no bozo fan but would be a bit meanspirited for new PM not to let him have a lend for the day surely?
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He’s already hosted enough parties in grace and favour properties.
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would not be a surprise
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as ever, he has enablers and they are all khunts
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*pathetic khunts
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I suspect it wouldn't be as simple as the new PM being OK with it, the rules around the use of Chequers will be absolutely byzantine I am sure.
Some tory donor or maybe even the Queen could offer up somewhere equally spectacular though...
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fair point donny, he would probably have to pay full market value or the like
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Yeah, the queen’s going to be tripping over the corgis in her rush to do that one a favour.
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I don’t think it’s a question of him making her happy - this is fat Alex we’re talking about and there’s only one person’s happiness that really concerns him.
It is all about her not making his life a misery if she doesn’t get what she wants.
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You just know he's going to leave chequers in a complete tip.
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Wot Strutter said. There’s a reason the moon faced digger has STFU
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Why are you so fixated on Carrie being the cause of Bodge's issues, Anon? Bodge has proved time and time again he is the architect of his own bullsht1t.
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The actual answer is it’s because he’s in Wilson Phillips fyi
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Her presence has overshadowed nothing. He wanted to be the king of the world, but was also a lazy, lying, narcissist. His behaviour as PM is entirely consistent with the rest of his life. He could have been single or married to Mother Teresa and he still would have done the same thing.
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Carrie's an easy target - a bit like Anne Boleyn/Marie Antoinette/Tsarina Alexandra. High visibility thanks to her age/manner in which her relationship with Boris commenced, and probably too keen to advance her friends. But the reality is that Boris is Boris ie. a lazy lying khunt with the morals of an alley cat.
If it wasn't Carrie in no. 10 it would have been Jennifer Arcuri or some other paramour of the World King.
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She isn't to blame for him but he is to blame for her
He sure as shit didn't insist on the wallpaper
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Not the huge late wedding
He might have been the proponent of the mad huge tree house
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*nor
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The absolute brass neck trying to put that treehouse in. Should have been binned for that alone.
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Heh. Almost admire the brass neckery involved. A departing working class PM would never have thought to ask for that.
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Surely only Cookie can be this charming, right?
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What will he do next, make a ton of money on the speech circuit, or something else. Expect him to resurface somewhere prominent, like a buoyant turd in a waterpark
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The treehouse does show that he did plan longevity...
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Right wing telly in America plus telegraph column probably. Coin it in on the US uni lecture circuit.
not sure who these people are who are willing to cough up £300k to hear our worst ever PM speak but I’m assured they exist
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He still hasn't officially resigned.
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