I refuse to use “chavtastic” as a descriptor and, in any event, am not sure it would capture exactly the right kind of petty english class-based sneer in this case, but:
the paintings of Jack Vettriano. They’re good. Not as good as those of his hero Edward Hopper, but good. I’d have one on my wall just to wind up class-anxious w**kers.
I note how much more successful Vettriano’s career as an artist was than Josh Spero’s as a writer (he’s a section editor at the FT these days).
I just learned that the artist’s real surname is not actually Vettriano, despite an italian surname being quite plausible for a man from western Scotland due to the famously dense Italian diaspora in those parts.
“Much like Big Macs and Nuts magazine, I don't mind Jack Vettriano's work existing - I just wish it carried a health warning.“
Sorry m8, bad start - already chundered.
I like Big Macs. I never bought Nuts magazine but I wouldn’t mind betting that one lonesome, jizz-encrusted back issue constitutes a greater contribution to journalism than the entire life’s work of Josh Spero.
They’re awful. Shockingly bad. But I read an interview with the actress Orla Brady where she said she’d been a model for an anatomy book he’d done, which made him mildly more interesting. Obviously not in the same sphere as Hopper.
I didn’t realise anyone actually read nuts and zoo, thought they were basically for people too embarrassed to buy porn mags. Which is why they died a death when the internet became widespread;
maxed-out sky sports subscription definitely belongs on this list
the first and only time I bought a house - 2007 - I phoned Sky and booked them three months in advance to make sure they could be there the day I moved in. I wanted to sit in my new house watching the premier league in glorious widescreen the day I moved in. And I did.
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Yeah all the chavs are necking M&S desserts down the bus stop 🤣🤣
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Hoola hoops
hot tubs
a weekend in Majorca
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Mixed grill special at Wetherspoons.
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Prosecco
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McDa big mac
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McDs
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Trifle
Salt’n’vinegar squares
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Space Raiders
Football shirts on holiday
Aldi
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Most things that people here might describe as “chavtastic” (ugh) are actually good.
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Update: I couldn’t finish it. Felt too sick, full with sugar.
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Maybe offer what's left to one of the other chavs at the bus stop?
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Cocaine
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Oof the snack ofc, and, specifically chavtastic, cheese and onion
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And again today 'chav'. Give it a rest you class obsessed people. Who cares.
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6 pints of lager
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Good point Chambo. This whole thread and everyone on it is racist.
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Not racist so much as 15 years out of date
Looking forward to the #girlpower thread next.
So stale
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your mum
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Never been but I suspect Dubai belongs on this list.
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football
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hot tubs are fooking brilliant, I absolutely want one in my garden
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Prosecco is a shout.
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Chavtastic now appears to be a word middle class professionals give to foodstuffs they feel slightly guilty about enjoying.
Odd.
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Cava and Frazzles. Together.
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I refuse to use “chavtastic” as a descriptor and, in any event, am not sure it would capture exactly the right kind of petty english class-based sneer in this case, but:
the paintings of Jack Vettriano. They’re good. Not as good as those of his hero Edward Hopper, but good. I’d have one on my wall just to wind up class-anxious w**kers.
Check out this absolute bogshite: https://www.theguardian.com/profile/joshspero
I note how much more successful Vettriano’s career as an artist was than Josh Spero’s as a writer (he’s a section editor at the FT these days).
I just learned that the artist’s real surname is not actually Vettriano, despite an italian surname being quite plausible for a man from western Scotland due to the famously dense Italian diaspora in those parts.
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Sorry, this particular bit of absolute bogshite:
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/artblog/2007/jul/18/vettrianosartisnotfitfor
“Much like Big Macs and Nuts magazine, I don't mind Jack Vettriano's work existing - I just wish it carried a health warning.“
Sorry m8, bad start - already chundered.
I like Big Macs. I never bought Nuts magazine but I wouldn’t mind betting that one lonesome, jizz-encrusted back issue constitutes a greater contribution to journalism than the entire life’s work of Josh Spero.
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They’re awful. Shockingly bad. But I read an interview with the actress Orla Brady where she said she’d been a model for an anatomy book he’d done, which made him mildly more interesting. Obviously not in the same sphere as Hopper.
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Nuts was, back in the day, the vehicle of choice for several pages of Jennifer Ellison in her undies, IIRC.
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Too much leg and boob on show
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Haram?
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Sorry cooko, like, hm, everything else, art’s obviously a subject you know nowt about.
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I would have sex with Jennifer Ellison in almost any imaginable manner with which she was comfortable.
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Well, DUH.
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John Lewis interiors.
Like. Ew. But enjoyable to rip it all out and replace it with proper wallpaper that matches the upholstery.
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there is absolutely no respect in which John Lewis interiors are working class
I HOPE THIS SIMPLE AND MANIFEST TRUTH CLARIFIES MATTERS FOR YOU
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I think it was a dig a princess nut nut
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*at
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Nuts and Zoo were good easy reading hungover on a train back from some kind of bantz filled weekend.
As for chavtastic stuff that's enjoyable Subway and Dominos.
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Subaru Imprezzas
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Ginormous TVs half the size of your wall with Sky Q 4k
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I didn’t realise anyone actually read nuts and zoo, thought they were basically for people too embarrassed to buy porn mags. Which is why they died a death when the internet became widespread;
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My flatmate's girlfriend used to buy Nuts for us on the basis my flatmate and I thought it was too chavy for us to openly buy ourselves.
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If loving this is wrong I don't want to be right
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maxed-out sky sports subscription definitely belongs on this list
the first and only time I bought a house - 2007 - I phoned Sky and booked them three months in advance to make sure they could be there the day I moved in. I wanted to sit in my new house watching the premier league in glorious widescreen the day I moved in. And I did.
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In what was is that Chavvy? Rejected from this thread.
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*way
really should start proof-reading my posts
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Heh.
<-----------------------------the joke
Laz
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Also.
Dogging.
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nothing wrong with a good alleyway fook
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Sausage and egg butty made with cheap white bread and richmond sausages
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why is the cake in a jar?
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