Do you know anyone in jail?

If so, what did they do? 

My friend went for six months after hosting a party where one of her friends died from ecstasy. The supplier also went to jail. Was very sad. 
 

was that true re morning lark? 

I knew a bloke who got very fooked up and ended up murdering someone. He got 20 years about 15 yrs ago so might still be inside.

Otherwise, no everyone else I know who went to chokey is back out on the mean streets 

One of the masters at school got ten years for noncing. Never trusted him. He once sentenced me to a whole term's worth of detention (equating to about 130 hours). 

Someone I know got a suspended sentence for noncing which was surprising as they were a deputy head of a primary school. I would have thought that was a Do Not Pass Go situation 

Some mates were inside, but don't know where they are now. They were a crack commando unit who In 2002 were sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Lake District. underground. Today, still wanted by the government, They survive as soldiers of fortune.

A guy I went to school with pulled off a classic small Ponzi scheme. Pretended he had found a foolproof system to win on horses and made loads of money. Went down the classic family and friends route and eventually someone asked for their capital back then it all went tits up. 

He was always a pathological liar at school so I was more than a little suspicious when someone told me he had made millions shortly after leaving. 

Seems to have a relatively comfortable life now. Does things with horses.

while we don’t always see i2i dux m7, i was disappointed that my pigeonhole joke didn’t tickle u as i would have thought that was up ur street, as it were

“My friend went for six months after hosting a party where one of her friends died from ecstasy. The supplier also went to jail. Was very sad. ”

Seems a bit harsh she had to do bird just because someone supplied drugs at her party. Or did she actively involve herself in the procurement chain?

And no. A friend of a friend here got seven years for fraud but I don’t know her. A guy my dad knew down pub in the 90s killed his wife, chopped her up and put her in the chest freezer but (1) I’m pretty sure I never personally met him and (2) he was released some time ago.