Does your home have toilets?

Mine has! Any anyone in my home is welcome to use any of them. 

Can we take a moment to remember the story of the young David Bowie who was asking the theatre manager where the performers’ toilet was?

When the manager pointed out the sink in the corner of the dressing room our Davy started to complain to be told “If it’s good enough for Shirley Bassey, lad, it’s good enough for you.”