coach was doing her a favour and was always standing down.

repeat after me

THE MEDIA ARE auntS

Richardson only her temp coach really for the US hard court season after Wimbledon as roger says

Her father has an interesting view that she should have different coaches for different aspects of the game. Like rugby having separate coaches for forwards and backs.
 

Makes sense. If someone is pulling it altogether 

Henman certainly seems to be a talisman for her.  Has he had any coaching experience? 

Herman would be a disaster. She needs elite coaching not panicked thumbs up from a specialist in failure. 

Tend to agree.  Cahill is available isn't he?

I did not read the entire Guardian story but from the picture and the statement that Emma is "seeking an experienced mentor to take her to the very top" do I understand correctly that her new coach is Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge?   

Heh

i detest the DoC more with each year. Dunno why. I think it might be because she’s a total fake. 

I’m available Emma - be a lot cheaper than the others, too.

Is Teclis available?

I defy any red blooded male of age not to be up to the job tbf. 

And then you sit down with her to see how she is and she’s had her head turned by Haty Katy, who just can’t share the limelight with anyone. Total fvcking mare 

Gross 

Please tell us more about Daniel Craig?

Heh

Daniel Craig is an adult man ten years older than me 

Emma R is barely more than a child and about a quarter of cookies age 

Big fan of Henman. 

Oh fvck off you sanctimonious c unt. The pubs are open, isn’t it time someone fed your pony in the street? 

My pony?

Eh? Pony?

A new rof mystery begins 

*knows what cookie is referring to*

*frowns disapprovingly*

*gets popcorn*

I feel wrong for reading this. But...

You’ve never heard of feeding the pony?

Im prepared to put a fiver on Tiger Tim leading a posse of specialist coaches.

I didn't go to boarding school sails, I have not 

i presume it's some kind of sex thing which I've definitely never done in the street 

weird of cookie to get so sniffy about other peoples sex lives after dripping all over the place over a teenager tho but well 

I didn’t learn it at school as it requires a man and woman not two men.

Where’s laz?

it requires a man and woman

Not true. 

cookie is 72? 

Heh

Thicky gonna thick 

Oh we are trotting out some oldies tonight 

(not just the cookster himself obvs)

Who knows, Linda. It’s all very odd. 

No doubt Our Simian Friend will be along shortly to opine on feeding the pony (whatever it is) and how he’s an expert in it. 

In other news Simons Halep has just split from long term coach Darren Cahill.

Just coincidence I’m sure. 

Whatsapp - I think it's because the D of C's laugh comes across as over the top and insincere.

In Dubai, she could make more in 1 hour than she has done in her entire career.

Lol how could she do that biggie?

To be fair to Biggie she could probably make a decent amount playing in one of those exhibition tournaments that they play at that stadium near The Irish Village or in Abu Dhabi.

Probably significantly more that her career before she won the US Open.