The Donald has landed in court for Jury selection. Looking forward to him "truthing" about how juror no. 7 is incredibly ugly and reminds him of crooked Hilary who he beat easily.
I'm sure many of them were just playing up their antipathy to get out of jury duty. If it were me, I might be tempted to DOWNPLAY my antipathy so I could get on the jury and twist the knife there, but knowing myself I would probably end up being a goody-two-shoes and remain impartial (as I vote to convict).
As a juror I'd have to take copious notes for my forthcoming comedy novel about a crazy court case between a man called Tonald Drump and a pron star called Dormy Staniels.
One of the funniest things from yesterday was that only a handful of MAGA turned up at the court and every one of them was selling something, one was selling MAGA hammocks another was selling make America Great Again scarves, hand made in Ecuador... (technically America)
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Hope so. Popcorn on standby.
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Another big crunch day on the appeal bond for the NY civil case today as well.
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The Donald has landed in court for Jury selection. Looking forward to him "truthing" about how juror no. 7 is incredibly ugly and reminds him of crooked Hilary who he beat easily.
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it's really not a hush money trial though, it's an election fraud trial.
And today is jury selection, this could take weeks before we see any opening statements.
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Why is he not using his lawyer Barbie doll for this one? Have they fallen out?
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He probably forgot to pay their bills?
Has he ever paid a lawyer?
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Heh. Stupid lawyers
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His pump and dump stock is down another 15% just today.
Happy Trump Crime Visibility Day to all of us celebrating
https://x.com/katiephang/status/1779872586563756150?s=61&t=3lWj0RN-4doE…
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She's so incompetent, I expect he will sue her at some point (at least get his $3 million in fees back)
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Shame about the grocers’
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https://www.rawstory.com/trump-fell-asleep-at-trial/
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The fat orange fück is guilty as charged.
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Heh at that juror.
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What that juror said…
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Wouldn’t we have preferred for that juror to serve?
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Sleepy Don
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There’s a lot of chat on Twitter that he can’t get a fair trial in NY because no juror doesn’t have an opinion about him ;)
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I'm sure many of them were just playing up their antipathy to get out of jury duty. If it were me, I might be tempted to DOWNPLAY my antipathy so I could get on the jury and twist the knife there, but knowing myself I would probably end up being a goody-two-shoes and remain impartial (as I vote to convict).
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I would pretend to be a magaloon so I could be the holdout juror the defence is looking for 😎
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As a juror I'd have to take copious notes for my forthcoming comedy novel about a crazy court case between a man called Tonald Drump and a pron star called Dormy Staniels.
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lol at the potential juror!
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he's been up all night again "truthing" (crying).
One of the funniest things from yesterday was that only a handful of MAGA turned up at the court and every one of them was selling something, one was selling MAGA hammocks another was selling make America Great Again scarves, hand made in Ecuador... (technically America)
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6 jurors picked, 12 to go. Good progress
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I have never wanted to be anyone as much as I want to be that juror*. He is going to ride the joy of that moment as long as he lives.
*Not even the man who is currently siring Rachel Riley.
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She always strikes me as immensely dull
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