If we rejoined the EU tomorrow...

... which Brexit benefit would you miss most?

I really love long queues so brexit has been a massive win for me, especially when travelling on the continent. In an ideal world I would like my passport control queue to be longer in duration than the flight I have just taken. 

IT HAS HARD TO PICK JUST ONE BREXIT BENEFIT - SO HARD!! - BUT IT WOULD CERTAINLY BE HEARTBREAKING TO HAVE TO GIVE UP MY CHERISHED BLUE PASSPORT WHICH IS AN UNDENIABLE BENEFIT OF BREXIT!!

Not really on topic, but Brexit Brexit I just wanted to say how much of an admirer of your work I am. I've seen it annoys some people, but I think you're actually very funny. Please do keep it up. Also excellent knowledge of Croatian passport colouring. 

agreed

excellent top parody of the kind of people who need constant reminding, through parody, of what fvcking morons they are. Purge the Brexiteers.

The EU is a failure compared to the US. Nobody sane would want to rejoin it.

https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/NY.GDP.PCAP.CD?locations=US-EU

Stagnant GDP per capita, innovation regulated/ taxed out of existence, tech companies all in US, high levels of unskilled immigration incompatible with European social model. It's a total flop.

In answer to the question, I would miss being free from a failed system, although unfortunately our politicians (on both sides) are still wedded to the failed EU model despite Brexit.

"Whereas the U.K. on its own is a massive playa. ….."

It's as every bit as dogshyte as the EU. I'm not disputing that. Ultra high taxes, high regulation, high levels of unskilled immigration. There is little point to Brexit if we continue to follow the same failing model as the EU.

Don't see how anyone could look at that GDP per capita graph and decide the EU is the way to go.