Yes. Do you just sit there and eat your prawn sandwich.

I don’t go to football matches. 
I generally only eat prawns in cocktails. 

Yes 

Obviously 

I support a proper club

Not one of these plastic oil tourist clubs that can't even sell out Wembley or even their home grounds 

Just a load of tourists in half and half scarves sitting in silence 

Who are ya?

Feck off, feck off, feck off.

All the the beat of Dancing  Queen.

no ofc not, I am a highly respected solicitor

Obv.  

Team I support - yes

Team I don't hate that I have gone to with chums - only the classics

Is ‘the referee’s a w**ker’ considered a classic?

Yes prodders, yes it is.

Strange that umpires get off so lightly. 

I’ve seen some howlers. 

At  old toilet you’re only allowed to sing if you are in the official Designated Singing bit.

At least I assume that’s why no-one else sings.

A brief reminder of how Citheh drum up atmosphere at their council gifted stadium. Bin bags, inflatable bananas and the nonce express.

What’s your favourite classic RR?

Old toilet remains the loudest stadium in the country 

Real fans don't need a tourist attraction paid for by the state 

They want history, culture, identity, a sense of the city within the club

United brings all of that 

That's why it's so well supported from Manchester to Mumbai and Marrakesh 

I do feel sorry for clubs without proper songs though. Arsenal and spurs have very few, citeh and Chelsea basically no identity so stole a few off other clubs, Liverpool have some quite good ones (they are a proper club though) 

What’s your favourite classic RR?

At your place prodders it is the one they named a special beer after. The player has moved on, but presumably the beer remains. 

Play up Pompey.... Pompey Play up!

That’s a catchy one Camembert.

RR I’m stumped unless Special Brew is cockney rhyming slang with which I was unacquainted. 
Please enlighten me. 

You have to go a long way to get past 

"Bellamy

Where's your neck

Bellamy, Bellamy, where's your neck"

Altho i have a soft spot for

When the ball's in the goal

It's not shearer or cole it's

Zamora

It would have worked a lot better if the fckr ever scored

What did esteemed naturalist David Bellamy ever do to deserve that?

The Pompey chimes, annoying the oposition since Arthur Conan Doyle turned out as goalie for us...

We still hold the record for holding the FA cup for longest...

RR I’m stumped

You're a spurs fan, no?

Yes. I just can’t think of a beer that relates to Dyson Blanchflower Greaves Gilzean Hoddle Kinnear Chivers. Help me out. 

The player has moved on to Bayern Munich. The beer is called 'One of our own'. 

I’ve never seen it in Tesco let alone Waitrose. 
Dier. Good riddance. 

I also used to like the Dele Alli song. 

40 million for him was seriously good business. 

You never got £40m for him, but whatever you ended up receiving was good business. 

Re: bananas- they’re making a comeback and I’m absolutely here for it. Got a medium one and a large one.

Davos embarrassing himself again up there. If he watched football he’d hear literally every fanbase that pitches up at old toilet sing city’s ’old Trafford is falling down’ song 🤣

Well I’ve learnt something: no wonder Everton didn’t play him. 

How did the song go?

I’m bemused by anyone who can go to a match and not want to sing and chant. That’s the whole point of going to the match rather than watching on TV. 

Wilf. Yid Army. Yay or nay?

Christ

'He's got a pineapple on his head, a pineapple on his head...'

That one was purely racist chambers. We try not to speak of it these days, especially Dave Baddiel. 

The Park one still gets sung at United. Sad!

Well it's true, he does have three lungs. 

100% but I am a sunlun fan so

BRAZIL, IT'S JUST LIKE WATCHING BRAZIL

Hello, you fellows! I rather expect there may be a manner of chanting. Will you participate, chums?!

Craig Bellamy is the one player I heard my dad properly swear at in two decades of going to games with him.  

Hilariously it was a pre-season friendly. 

(He wasn’t wrong either)

Yes of course.

Wtf else would you do? Sit quietly and give a polite ripple of applause?!

I sit quietly and give a polite ripple of applause.

Makes sense. Grimsby fans only sing when they're fishing, not while watching football.