I'm a Muslim

who happens to secretly love bacon. It's been rather difficult keeping it a secret. 

Can you all pls share your version of the most perfect bacon sandwich 

Morning Roll (floured)

Buttered on one side (salted)

3 rashers of thick cut bacon, cooked just to the point the fat has rendered

Heinz tomato ketchup liberally on top

Scene: brutal Saturday morning hangover

Paired with: ice cold can of irn-bru pre sugar tax edition.

1. Onion bagel toasted, buttered

2 Ketchup

3. Smoked streaky bacon (bake in baking tray for 15 minutes until perfectly crisp)

4. Slice of plastic cheese

 

Mmm. Filthy. 

Didnt we have this thread before? About a muslim or maybe Jewish who was secretly grilling bacon when the parents were out and desperately keen to get rid of the smell? Maybe 8-10 years ago.

Not a big bacon fan. 

Sausages... a massive fan. 

Sausage butties with brown sauce is always top food. Or even bangers n mash. 

Happy to disrupt this bacon party.