I’m too old for this but..

That Dead Poets Society record by Swift has some catchy little ditties on it. 

‘You’re not Dylan Thomas, I’m not Patti Smith’. 

Don’t think my dad ever asked me to turn that one up a bit when I was listening to the wireless. 

Smack my Bitch Up. 

Not really feeling this effort from Ms Swift to be honest. Slightly annoying (as it's my 8 year old daughter who is the swifty in our house) how many fvcks she has included but even more disappointing that she really, really can't deliver an F bomb with any feeling. She sounds like a Sunday school teacher who has had one too many glasses of sherry. 

I prefer Cowboy Carter.

(Not that the two are to be pitted against each other, as they are both talented artists in their own right in completely different stages in life.)