I've got the shirts

....... loads and loads of them collected over the years; business shirts, dress shirts, semi-formal shirts, casual shirts, floral shirts, Hawaiian shirts, sleeveless shirts, T-shirts (all different colours and designs), exercise shirts, gym shirts, cycling shirts, night shirts.... you name it and I've probably got it (not sure about hair-shirts, tho'!)

A feature of middle age I’ve noticed is I probably own enough ‘stuff’ to last me the rest of my life, if I didn’t care too much about dressing on-trend.