Seems easy enough:

That was exceptionally boring. But then I assume so is being a pilot.

Oh hey hey Paz hey Laz guess you failed then hey Laz look at me Laz over here.

No, I got the same as eeyore

Did you do the reaction time one ? There's a reason I didn't post my result from that...

It is fair to say that I know a few pilots who are also muppets

yes I got “as easy as other people” meaning I am average or thereabouts I guess 

which would align with my expectations 

I neither have dreadfully slow reactions nor especially fast ones

The main reason I wouldn’t make a pilot is my eyesight, and maybe my concentration soan

Reminds me of a pilot mate who was flying across the atlantic. He woke up part way through the flight, glanced around the flight deck and observed that everyone else was asleep