"Woke" is just the privileged class teaching the forelock tugging masses to punch down for them.
Woke is mostly an attempt to tell those classes "look. Get angry at that minority whilst we continue to implement policies which transfer more wealth to us"
Don't fall for it.
Aren't you gay Gaga. It wasn't that long ago you were what the woke-haters were targeting, and still do to a lesser extent.
Quick roundup of today's wokeness, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48(M), they are all woke as of midnight tonight. The woke elements are potassium, zinc, hydrogen, copper, and argon. A quick look at the world's walls: the Wailing Wall is woke, Hadrian's Wall is very woke, the Great Wall Of China, that's not woke, and the Old London Wall has also stopped being woke. Woke cars next, they're the same as last night - all Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985, they stay woke for another fortnight. And finally, the woke seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean... so, see you there.
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there is no such thing as woke
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Saying there is no such thing as woke is woke
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"Woke" is just the privileged class teaching the forelock tugging masses to punch down for them.
Woke is mostly an attempt to tell those classes "look. Get angry at that minority whilst we continue to implement policies which transfer more wealth to us"
Don't fall for it.
Aren't you gay Gaga. It wasn't that long ago you were what the woke-haters were targeting, and still do to a lesser extent.
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I think you sound woke tbh
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saying saying there is no such thing as woke is woke is the classic kind of stupid shit someone who believes in woke would say
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Now I'm out of my depth
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You were out of your depth on the shore, mate
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Suggesting woke is an anarchist movement is absolutely hilarious. Great start to the working week
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"To the Mayor of London and TFL, every journey matters..."
This gormless verbiage at the end of every TFL radio advert over the years must have cost several million ££ in advertising air-time over the years.
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Quick roundup of today's wokeness, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48(M), they are all woke as of midnight tonight. The woke elements are potassium, zinc, hydrogen, copper, and argon. A quick look at the world's walls: the Wailing Wall is woke, Hadrian's Wall is very woke, the Great Wall Of China, that's not woke, and the Old London Wall has also stopped being woke. Woke cars next, they're the same as last night - all Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985, they stay woke for another fortnight. And finally, the woke seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean... so, see you there.
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