Little prejudices you harbour

Short men all wish they were taller.

Hot women think everyone wants to do them.

Most office workers are malingerers. 

Young women who smoke are more sexually available. 

Hardship makes people in other countries noble. 

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agree with those, other than maybe the last one

i have gr7 difficulty not assuming that any very preened bloke is thick

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Anyone from the uk who lives or holidays in Dubai is a fvcking chav 

Men in tight trousers and V neck t-shirts are knobs 

Lots of tattoos = chav

That a lower back tattoo is obviously a tramp  stamp.

The number of qualifications and descriptors after a man’s(invariably) name in his signature is proportionate to extent to which he is an arrogant and useless c-unit.

Anyone who says more than twice "you know" in the first sentence = waste of time (and education, if any)

 

 

Anybody who says aks instead of ask has a bullseye over their head.

I write off people that look at a choice of two things and don’t make up their mind within a short time (eg in a shop) 

If your loo roll comes out the underside way you're a godless savage 

You put milk before water for tea, you are a neanderthal. 

If all you can talk about is politics, a girl's tits or your shiny car, just move on. 

If you do not have an artistic side (anything), you are dead inside. 

If you are genuinely religious, you’re almost certainly a lot less intelligent than you think you are. 

hang on - talking about a girl’s tits is artistic isn’t it?

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Anybody who says aks instead of ask has a bullseye over their head.

is this a joke

Anyone who fails to use punctuation is a right twatty pleb.

If you are genuinely religious, you’re almost certainly a lot less intelligent than you think you are.

Depends.  I'm an atheist, but I think this is simplistic.  Catholics are boss at astronomy for example.  

Pinkie ring on a man is the sign of a bounder bell end.

People with obvious plastic surgery, especially lips, are silly and vain.

Of you holiday at the Costa Del anywhere then you are a chav.

Men with shaped and/or filled in eyebrows are sinister power tops.

People with blue hair hate themselves 

And their dads. 

" Catholics are boss at astronomy for example. "

what?

Hahah.  Admittedly not very clearly phrased. 

The Catholic church has made great contributions to astronomy and some very senior church figures (who are presumably very religious) have made important contributions to astronomy and physics and science more generally e.g. Georges Lemaître. 

If you are walking with a small child looking at your phone rather than engaging with them you are a shite parent.

Heh @ Peter. Presumably you don’t have kids.

Also: people who don’t like football are tiresome middle class wannabes

Agree about religion. Antithetical to the presence of a top-drawer intellect. 

Eye contact across a room: mental porno already running. 

If you don’t like boats you’re not to be trusted.

Agree about religion. Antithetical to the presence of a top-drawer intellect. 
 

Galileo, Copernicus and Lemaitre would be surprised to hear this. 

Erm laz, can you just clarify?

People who don’t like the kind of football that you like want to be what?

People with personalised number plates are wankers 

uK People who work in the Middle East are money grubbing 2nd or 3rd raters

People (over say 35) who have never been married or had a LTR are a bit weird 

almost right Linda, remove the married bit tho I reckon

Liking the honesty - proper litany of ‘little’ prejudices nicely laying out the middle aged and middle class prejudices of various British lawyers. Not saying for a minute that I don’t have prejudices but it’s funny how predictable ‘ankle tattoo/slut’ and ‘35andsingle/weirdo’ are - I guess people really do turn into their parents after a while. 

People who are over 30 and never learnt to drive also abit weird

I'm screwed on Linda's prejudices but maybe I'm just picky and have had the chance to settle but knew deep down it wouldn't work as I'd get bored after a while.

Middle aged men who don't have children are very, very suspect.

Bald and short men hate themselves and over compensate by being little cúnts.

Women under 50 who have had cosmetic surgery, implants, injections etc, for reasons purely of vanity, are to be avoided at all costs.

Anyone at all driving a 10+ year old Range Rover Sport is just a fúcking spazz chav twát.

Asimov, that was before modern science. Read up. I'm talking about now. 

Clearly the experience hasn't taught u anything m88

If I'm up at 8:15am on a Saturday after a brutal week to take Frogspawn to swimming, that *is* engaging with her, I'll check the football fixtures on my phone if I [email protected] feel like it, and bigstyle LOL @ the idea that I'm a bad parent.

That said, the entire premise of this thread was prejudices, which are different from immutable beliefs - a prejudice is an initial judgement based on certain cues - so, although strutter seems to miss this point for instance, there are loads of people I know and like who don't like football (note: not "soccer" or "association football"; it's football, and stuff you do with an egg shaped ball is something else) and don't think are bourgeois tedes who still think how their middle class mummy taught them.

"Women under 50 who have had cosmetic surgery, implants, injections etc, for reasons purely of vanity, are to be avoided at all costs."

Aren't they presumed filth?

I want to cap off my present contributions to this thread by postulating a list of cultural signifiers of female sexual availability, but actually I can't think of any good and reliable ones.

True about short bald men. 

Agree with Guy on vanity plates and ME expats. 

No as the general pursuit of perfection means they don't want to do anything that results in a hair out of place or smudged lipstick and they certainly don't want to end up covered in anything that requires washing off.  They'll probably also get annoyed about you allowing their outfit to become creased on the floor.

Personalised plates are pure twagasm, agreed. I generally like flashy lower middle class stuff that ROFers love to sneer at, like modern houses, wearing trainers for fashion and having a hot tub in the garden, but personalised plates - be serious.

People who choose to eat fast food are trailer park trash. 

"Middle aged men who don't have children are very, very suspect".

 

Why men in particular Trombs?

Women with clammy handshakes have eating/food issues. 

The old school better suburbs of Eastbourne established but socially anxious middle-middle class vibe is much, much stronger on here than I've ever observed it in the legal profession irl, though I generally worked for top firms that you get into on merit. I am not just saying this because Sailo, whose mum still tells him what rough boys to avoid, has shown up.

People with pristine cars are not my sort of people, people with messy cars more likely to be.

I respect a man who looks after his car assiduously, while not at all being that man.

These days Laz it's me educating the parents on which messages not to respond to.

That all Aussies can survive in the great outdoors armed only with a length of twine and a corkscrew.

That all cafflick girls are filf 

That whenever John Redwood speaks he is being wrong about something 

That I am the smartest person in the room.

There are far more 1950s small town Tories on here than there are in, for instance, your actual Tory party. Probably more than there were in the 1950s tbh.

P.S. my family are from the better suburbs of Bexhill.

I'm sure Bexhill itself is a middling suburb of somewhere else. Although I don't actually know where it is.

I feel I've bounced this thread along nicely. Off now for an orgy of academic referencing.

Sorry Laz, didn’t realise the nerve was quite so raw.

 

Yeah, you're right you totally exposed me as a slumdog dad. Trash father.

Yeah he had to go to Hastings to find a proper scrap tho didn't he. Bexhill a soft-ass bourgeois town even then!

So Laz, I’m not sure that out of that word salad we got to what you think people who don’t like the same sort of football as you want to be?

When the men of rof* say "filth" do they mean 'might be willing to leave lights on/ put my peen in her mouth' 

or proper coprophilia style filth 

??

 

* tromboner excluded as an anomaly 

The latter.  

Laz my old man grew up with the gang warfare of Ealing in the war before his parents moved to the seaside.

Linda, please tell me you aren't removing an anklet as I type based on this response?

Linda, please tell me you aren't removing an anklet as I type based on this response?

that awful man I know is originally from Bexhill.

He is off to Dartmouth next month to refresh his training before he joins the MN.

I don't have thin enough ankles for an ankle chain escaped

I was worried more about you taking heed of these people.

(my nemesis has been known to wear an anklet in public, but it's very far from the worst thing about her)

Strutter: I'm not interested in what you think we got to.

British person enthusiasm about tennis is really cringe and invariably comes across as weird and forced. 

I used to know someone who grew up in Egham. I mean, can you imagine.

Anyone French is guaranteed to think weird sh1t about class and race.

Anyone who  thinks aspartame has any meaningful ill health effects after 40 years of it being one of the most consumed artificial substances in the first world is a bourgeois try-hard.

"Women under 50 who have had cosmetic surgery, implants, injections etc, for reasons purely of vanity, are to be avoided at all costs."

Aren't they presumed filth?

 

The polar opposite IME

So laz you basically didn't have a clue what you meant when you typed 'wannabe' but are too much of a blowhard to admit it? 

Fair enough.

That people in their late 30's who bemoan the lack of suitable life partners should perhaps consider that they might be the problem.

Men who complain that "nice guys finish last" aren't actually nice guys.

 

 

Every male royal is thick.

Almost every female royal is thick.

Deliberate tanning is a foghorn that booms I AM A GIANT CHAV.

Most women check a guy’s packet if they get a chance.

 

 

Tangent it's a fair point although I'm not the only person in this world who doesn't buy into society's traditional views on lifelong monogamous relationships.

Anyone who’s been equity for more than 10 years has traded too much of their soul to be really human ever again

Precisely - you don't bemoan the lack of life partners Sails, you don't seem to want one.

Most lawyers are lawyers because they weren't clever enough to do something else. 

I think it is more not imaginative or brave enough HG