I guess everyone will be getting one then!

Sorry no only those with exemplary public service.  40,000 including harry, megs, duchesses of Cornwall and Cambridge.

For services to straightforward shooting weekends.

Oh Liz. Read the room, dear 🙄

They don't care. The queen is either senile or DGAF

I think she is blinded by love for her favourite child. One of the only displays of relatable emotions she has shown. 

More importantly my take away from that story is I'm getting two extra days off next year. Woop! 

Seems reasonable given the good work done by his charity, Pitch @ Palace. 

You couldn't make this up. Corrupt self-serving over privileged w**kers award themselves honours willy nilly (emphasis on the willy as far as Randy Andy is concerned).

GET RID OF THE MONARCHY NOW.

presume the royal family have to proceed on basis innocent until proven guilty.

Presumably he heard “jubbly” and thought way-hey back to normal.

No-one in the royal family is innocent.